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Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London

0 posted 2000-04-29 11:33 PM


ran across this poem in an old old book
unknown author
thought I'd share it with everyone
  

Hunting de Wily Pole Cat
~~~



I'm  hunt  de  bear
I'm  hunt  de  cat
some  times  I'm  hunt  musk  rat
Las  week
I'm  tak  de  ax  an  go
to  hunt  de  skunk  pole  cat
~
Ma  frien  Bill  says
hees  ver  good  fur
same  time  ver  good  for  eat
So  I'm  tell  ma  wife
I'm  get  fur  coat
same  time  I'm  get  some  meat
~
I'm  walk  one  two
three  four  mile
I'm  fine  one  awful  smell
I'm  tink
dat  skunk  hees  gon  an  died
an  fur  coats  gon  to  hal
~
Bym - by
I'm  sneak  ver   ver  close
I'm  raise  de  ax  up  high
Dat  sneakin  skunk
point  tail  ma  way
spit  someting  in  ma  eye
~
Sacre  bleu
I'm  tink  am  bline
gee  cri
I'm  cannot  see
I'm  run  aroun  an  roun  an  roun
til  bump  in  gad  dum  tree
~
Bym - by
I'm  drop  de  ax
an  lite  out  for  de  shack
I'm  tink
about  a  milium  skunk
dem  clime  upon  ma  back
~
Ma  wife
she  meet  me  at  de  door
she  sic  on  me  de  dog
She  say
you  no  sleep  here  tonite
go  out  an  sleep  wit  hog
~
I'm  try  to  get  in  hog  pen
gee  cri
now  what  you  tink
Dat  gad  dum  hog  no  stan  fer  dat
on  account  dis  awful  stink
~
So  I'm  no  hunt  de  skunk  no  more
no  want  hees  fur  an  meat
cus  if  hees  spit  hees  stink  so  bad
Gee  cri
what  if  hees  sheet
~~~


... no offence intended ...
... to anyone who speaks in broken english ...
this was a nightmare in the spell check


[This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 04-29-2000).]

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netswan
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1 posted 2000-04-29 11:41 PM


LOL LOL  Rex   hees needs tomarter juice

netswan

Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
2 posted 2000-04-30 03:53 AM


I'm tink yur rite

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3 posted 2000-04-30 04:30 AM


Broken english eh?
I'm tink tis isa weiner.

awl mu luv,
Jeffrey

 I lie awake in a world filled with dreams,
but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep

Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
4 posted 2000-05-01 02:00 AM


I'm tot was weiner too

Denise
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5 posted 2000-05-01 11:08 AM


ROFL   Thanks for sharing this Rex!! It is a weiner, indeed!

Denise

JamesMichael
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6 posted 2000-05-01 04:31 PM


I enjoyed reading this funny poem.. James
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