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A Romantic Heart
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Forever In Your Heart

0 posted 2000-04-29 01:02 PM


( I felt we at passions needed to lighten up and laugh a little!)

Once upon a time,
A group of people came together to laugh,
Have fun, write some poetry,

There was a king who would dance naked,
And a queen who laughed at everything,

They both were looking for something funny,
To make them laugh everyday,

So once day there came....

(NEXT PERSON)
      

      


[This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (edited 04-29-2000).]

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Jeffrey Carter
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State of constant confusion!
1 posted 2000-04-29 02:51 PM


Then one day there camm...
A man looking to play the jesters part
but everytime he tried to laugh
he would always....lol


 I lie awake in a world filled with dreams,
but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep

Sven
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2 posted 2000-04-29 03:38 PM


He would always sneeze and fall down on the floor
The king would ask for his towel and the queen would ask for some air. . .

"No more dear Jester!!  No more!!"

Then the Jester.. .

-------------------------------------------------------------

 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl


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3 posted 2000-04-29 03:44 PM


Then the jester drove a old bug
Around the village square
Then all the people gathered 'round
Everyone was there

Then out of the trunk
(Which, as we know, is in the front)
The jester reached deep inside
And pulled out a purple...
(hehehe)

 "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde

ESP
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Floating gently on a cloud....
4 posted 2000-04-29 04:07 PM


The jester pulled out a purple crash helmet and declared that he was now going to do some stunts on a new invention known as a motorbike. So he put on his purple crash helmet and started the motorbike's engine. Then...

 "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight."

Parker
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5 posted 2000-04-29 05:34 PM


So he put on his purple crash helmet and started the motorbike's engine. Then...

He woke up from this funny dream still drunk, after sleeping in the hay cart he tried to jump with his mule. The mule was still there with him and it was looking at him with a strange smile on its face.
Whats with you mule.....


next.....

[This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 04-29-2000).]

Aimster
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6 posted 2000-04-29 05:41 PM


whats with you mule? are you just going to sit there...fine i will take my magic wand and zap you with it and turn you into a flying car that will carry me to my destination...and then we will....
A Romantic Heart
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7 posted 2000-04-29 07:27 PM


So he waved his magic wand,
The mule didn't respond,

There he was unhooked from the cart,
Seems the mule ate too many beans,
He let a big F_ _ _!!!!

It blasted the town,
Blew the people down,

People everywhere were gasping ,
Gasping for fresh air,

And the mule turned into a clown....
The wand was waved again....
(Next)

insect
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8 posted 2000-04-29 08:27 PM


Coincidentally he turned into a rat named Ben
He said to himself, this town needs some action
A wave of the wand, then he was Michael Jackson
Danced down the street
He helped the people to their feet
Kept grabbing his wand……..


Next….


netswan
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9 posted 2000-04-30 03:11 AM


He helped the people to their feet
Kept grabbing his wand……..

The wand waved back and forth
and all around -- and it quit
working or so it seemed,
but the naked king knew its
secret chant to work again,
but his notes on this he
left in his

NEXT PLEASE



Lost Dreamer
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Somewhere near the Rainbow
10 posted 2000-04-30 03:24 AM


but his notes on this
he left in his pocketed
underwear back at the castle
so he tried his memory
that he thought was sharp
and the next thing he knew
he was naked on a stage
with the Rolling Stones... ~next~

Alicat
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11 posted 2000-04-30 03:33 AM


with the Rolling Stones
old rangy stoned bones
covered over with Spanish moss
hard wrinkles from too much gloss
well, the Stones just rolled over him
used to be fat, now he's thin
a part of him is long and skinny
and i'm not talking about his weenie....
{next}

A Romantic Heart
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12 posted 2000-04-30 10:37 PM


oh this is too funny..you guys are killing me!!
please continue!!

netswan
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13 posted 2000-04-30 11:21 PM


and I am not talking about his weenie
as that would be long, flat and skinny

The kind stretched back into shape
and searched for the wand that somehow
escaped

With fear at the destiny of the world
he found the wand in the hands of

LOL YOU GUYS
next

insect
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14 posted 2000-05-01 02:48 AM


He found the wand in the hands of a girl
She looked innocent, with long hair that curled
Quickly she ran sticking her tongue at the band
Blending with thousands of people
Then delivering the wand to Dr Evil
The fans were chanting for hours
Bring us Austin Powers


Rex Allen McCoy
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Sippin a Timmy's in London
15 posted 2000-05-01 03:01 AM


but all they got was mini-me
the clown of powers
walking on all three
pointing a wand
and
(next)

serenity blaze
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16 posted 2000-05-01 03:24 AM


--a mini-wand--
(I'm nearly sick...)
still, it's just
a little prick...

netswan
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17 posted 2000-05-01 08:16 PM


it's a little prick - in a secret
spot of the wand - that has
the chant

"This wand won't work
unless the King puts on
his pants!"

The crowd was roaring
for austin powers
who never showed his face
Well what'd ya expect?

The crowd finally settled for
the mini- clown, Rex
who waved the wand high
and chanted to the sky

NEXT



Blondie
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18 posted 2000-05-01 09:46 PM


He chanted to the sky:

"Pants oh Pants my dear King,
put away that little thing!"

"We see you were not blessed,
but please don't get distressed."

"Your wife is happy I see,
and you obviously can go pee."

"So....



[This message has been edited by Blondie (edited 05-01-2000).]

Rex Allen McCoy
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19 posted 2000-05-01 09:48 PM


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
..... P L U R B U S .....
... U N U M M M M M M ...
~
... B R I N G  the  K I N G ...
his
F R I U T   of the   L O O M M
~
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
..... P L U R B U S .....
... U N U M M M M M M ...

( next )
darn ... beat to the punch




[This message has been edited by Rex Allen McCoy (edited 05-01-2000).]

jwesley
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20 posted 2000-05-01 10:07 PM


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                                                               ..... P L U R B U S .....
                                                             ... U N U M M M M M M ...
we've lost the trail,
we've forgotten where we started-unummmmm,
"What are we going to do-unummmm," said the king to his queen-unummmm,
and they both did a jig,
around the kings wig,
and the jester he squeeled like a pig...

(next)


insect
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21 posted 2000-05-02 01:31 AM


Oink! Oink! And ate the last fig
That sound reminded Unummmmm of a strange thing  
Realizing she was shagging the wrong king
She fainted and fell
Which released her from the spell
Historians did tell
Unummmmm you were controlled by a smell
Then from behind her a finger did touch
As a familiar voice said" thank you thank you very much"
Elvis is in the building
And he wasn't a phony but the real thing
The girls were at lust as he did his pelvic thrust
But the crowds dropped their jaws
They couldn't believe what they saw
Then Elvis looked down with a glance
Realizing he had no pants
To late he couldn’t hide it
They all seen his bald privates
Now everyone has learned
He keeps his pubic for his sideburns
And the crowd began to chant
Elvis put on your pants
Then winds circled the room
Followed by a gigantic boom


kaleidoscope
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22 posted 2000-05-02 01:46 AM


And then, suddenly, from the back of the titillated thirteen year old crowd, a little boy hollered out loud - "mommy, these people have no clothes on!"  And she, nodding in silent assent, took his hand, and quietly led him back home.
~ ~ ~
And they lived happily forever after.
~ ~ ~
The End.

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