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~The Dog Buried My Funny Bone!~
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~The Dog Buried My Funny Bone!~ |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
My dog buried my funny bone So I sit here sad and blue Don’t laugh my friends you never know When it could happen to you I left it on the back of the chair As I leaned in to pet the cat I felt a shooting pain just then And shouted out “Oh Drat!” That’s when the dog rushed me Grabbed my funny bone and ran I chased him up and down the street Till he hid in an old trash can. I saw him later, covered in mud A smile upon his jowls When questioned about my funny bone All I got from him was growls! So in my jammies, I dig all night Trying to find that bone of humor Drenched to the skin, never minding Being caught in a summer downpour So, my friends if you find that bone Please return it quickly to me Cause without that bone, I’m nothing And I’m nothing if I’m not funny!! |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!! deVine one...this is toooooo much!!!  Oh, what a sight that would be....the unhumorous woman digging in the rain wearing but jammies...hmmm...the mind wanders....oh..ahem...um...well, if'n ya don't find that bone..um..I've got one you can borrow.... *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*  Alicat, the Persnikitty  |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Is your bone as funny as my bone? Would it make people giggle and laugh!? |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well, you are something without. And I could swear ya just had it a minute ago!? Oops, I'm not supposed to do that (swear that is)  I think I might have saw your bone It was with "Deer" upon his throne! [This message has been edited by WhtDove (edited 04-28-2000).] |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Balladeer has a bone throne? Now who would ever never known? Does he collect buried bone Hiding them deep in his home To wire together into a throne? Oh, alas, how the winds have blown For DeVine has lost her funny bone It is I guess as we should've known: A throwny boney funny boney throne |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
my funny bone is gone too i like this...o man thought sounded like a criticism |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
My dog has two; if you like, I'll UPS one to you. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
How did your dog get two funny bones? |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
Shakespearette had her two back legs operated on when she was a pup; (I couldn't bear to put her to sleep, so I worked OT for serious surgery) so now the Toy Fox waddles. Really sad and funny at the same time, but she's mine and I love her. Licks and Kisses. |
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Alwye
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since 1999-06-16
Posts 3850In the space between moments |
*Krista Knutson* "Lonliness is the human condition." *Mark Twain, in the book "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"* |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
A little over a year ago, we offered to babysit a dog for a friend. Up until today, we kept him..he's a wonderful, kind, loving black Lab. My in-laws in Chicago lost a dog recently (and we have 2 more dogs) so they asked if they could have him. We were sad to see him go, but knew they would love him. So off he went to Chicago today. The point of this story is: The former owners named him Hooters. So as of today, my Hooters are in Chicago!!!  |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Hmmm...seems ya lost more than just your funny bone there......  |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
Sharon, you are a riot. Why don't you come up here, and we'll go rhyming at some poet's pub. Hey, you're all invited. Leave the pets at home though, Shakey doesn't like competition. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
pen of passion, where are you? I would take you up on it but if you ever read our travels in those posts in the Alley, I'm banned in several states!!! |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL LOL well Miss Poet. I see that your dog left you your other one. haha cute. Nice to have some humor. thanks netswan |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
deVine... great job!! This was a very funny poem. . . I can just see you digging for that bone. . . TOO FUNNY!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Craig Member
since 1999-06-10
Posts 444 |
Poet deVine, jammies and bones!! I'm speechless! Keep your eyes peeled for bottles as you dig  (It'll take several U-Boats for them to decipher that PDV) Yes, I admit your general rule. That every poet is a fool: But I myself may serve to show it. That every fool is not a poet. |
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Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Now, as a student of animal psychology, I can tell you that you NEVER should have reached down to pat the cat....jealosy is a terrible thing...and loose your bone too..yikes! This was great!!Thanks for giving me this laugh. |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
My funny bone is laughing....hehe! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank you all for your laughter!!! Makes me happy to make you smile.... |
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Michael
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-13
Posts 7666California |
You're something special PdV, whether funny, serious, or sad... You always know how to bring a smile to my heart. Michael |
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ESP Member Elite
since 2000-01-25
Posts 2556Floating gently on a cloud.... |
Oh Sharon!!! This had me ROTFL!!!!! Did doggy return PdV's funny poem with interest?!? I really enjoyed this one! Love and hugs, Lizzie "Poetry is the true expression of my soul, it is my ultimate means of communication. It is my rainbow of delight." |
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Skyfyre Senior Member
since 1999-08-15
Posts 1906Sitting in Michael's Lap |
hehehe ... thanks for the laugh, Sharon -- I needed it this morning! --Kess Full fathom five thy father lies, Of his bones are coral made, Those are pearls that were his eyes; Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange... --William Shakespeare, from The Tempest |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Loved the poem, needed the laughter! *G* |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Maybe E.T. could have your funny bone phone home ? Doc |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
HEHE , Your dig brought it to me and I have lost it somewhere....grrr....Did that mutt bring it back to you? PdV, looks like he brought it back to me. This is hysterical. All my love, Jeffrey I lie awake in a world filled with dreams, but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
How funny!!! Made my day. Poetry~ Words falling on paper, painting a dream. Shawna R. Holder Boise, Idaho |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Poet deVine, This put a smile on my face this morning. I think I've lost my funny bone too, so if ya start getting some extras being tossed your way save one for me. Parker |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL You're funny even without your funny bone!! Denise |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Poet deVine, No need for an old funny bone you are a natural my dear, and this needs the old bump to be shared with more back there. Cerenity |
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A.C.Turner Member
since 2000-04-30
Posts 83Reading, Pa.Home of Bardfest |
Great imagery. This is absolutely hilarious! I needed a laugh before work today. Real clever piece. Peace. ACT. |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
ROFL...needed this laugh today |
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Rosebud1229 Senior Member
since 2000-04-05
Posts 1813North Carolina |
funny ruff ruff, can't you just imagine that dog rolling over and over. Loved it lol |
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