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Drunken Fool

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insect
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0 posted 04-26-2000 07:28 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for insect

Drunken Fool

Just one more drink then we can leave
Honey you’re a goddess, I do believe
Help me get up after this drink
And slow down this room it's hard to think
Thanks for asking, I'd love to dance
But as you can see I pissed my pants
Hey wait for me I'm not that drunk
I've got a change of clothes in my trunk
Ah don't worry, I can drive
All these years and I'm still alive
Same to you baby, your not so cool
What do you take me for, a drunken fool

04/24/2000


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doreen peri
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1 posted 04-26-2000 08:40 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

I laughed when i read this, but I know it's not funny.... very poignant in an angry, bitter, yet humorous way. Thanks for posting.
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2 posted 04-26-2000 10:21 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

Hi, Insect, I agree with Doreen. This funny in a way,yet in another it is kinda sad.

All my love,
Jeffrey

 I lie awake in a world filled with dreams,
but dreams can be so real when you don't know you're asleep
Parker
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... the old black rum


3 posted 04-27-2000 02:52 PM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

ain't no fool like a drunken fool,
funny and very meaningfull.


Parker
insect
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4 posted 04-29-2000 12:21 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

doreen peri, it is meant to be humorous but any other thoughts are fine too.

Jeffery Carter, hi and sad is OK, some of us have been there as well, during a binge or two.

Haleyja, you ain't fooling.

Thank you all for responding and watch for the fool, I don't think it's last call.

netswan
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5 posted 04-30-2000 05:47 AM       View Profile for netswan   Email netswan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit netswan's Home Page   View IP for netswan

LOL Insect, this is cute and clever,
but the subject is sad -- It does
the heart good though to be able
to stop and see the humor in life.

Thanks for sharing

netswan
mete out
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6 posted 04-30-2000 12:16 PM       View Profile for mete out   Email mete out   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mete out

***insect,
welcometo passions.
this is a great poem.
funny or not, i really enjoed it.
    
i'll be looking out for your work from now on.


 I am not a preacher, I just speak the world as I see it.


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... the old black rum


7 posted 05-11-2000 10:34 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Well couldn't let this disappear just yet, mr bug. A very funny strong message.

insect
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8 posted 05-12-2000 01:22 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

netswan…Sorry for the delayed response to your response so I'd like to respond
                   because I'm responsible for responding to your response. Umm thanks!

***mete out…Greatly appreciated. I enjoyed drinking your reply.
                         Thank you.

Haleyja…Thanks for bringing me up…I mean throwing me up to the …I mean puking……PUTTING MY
                  Poem to the top again…. I knew I shouldn't have had that last drink…blaaaahh!!!
                  Just kidding!!     Hey! Can you tall me a caxi!!  Anks athot!

Tank you all for Thresponding.

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with you


9 posted 05-12-2000 02:09 AM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Insect~ I started laughing, then thought maybe I shouldn't be, then I read it was supposed to be funny. Whew!   This is great! -SEA
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10 posted 05-12-2000 02:27 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

SEA…I think I'll have another one!
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11 posted 05-12-2000 11:43 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

This guy should consider wearing a Depends the next time he goes out!  How embarrassing!  LOL  One has to be REAL drunk to wet down his leg!  ROFLMAO  but yes, tis sad!  Thanks for another funny, there Mr. Bug!  
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12 posted 05-12-2000 08:38 PM       View Profile for brian madden   Email brian madden   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for brian madden

While I have not done anything as embrassing as that I had made a mild fool of myself once or twice while under the influence, well I am student so it has to be expected. love the black humour, great poem. I really liked that one.... did I ever tell ywah that yus were my bezt friendz...I am..hic..notz drunk..or anysthinz.
  
insect
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13 posted 05-13-2000 06:44 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

poetFemmeFatale…Or take a back pack of clothes to the bar
                                  Instead of the car ha! ha! oops!    PML  

brian madden…Hey friend don't pass out ….it looks like your catching  some Zzzz 's
                          Here have a double!!

SEA…You are a great sea…I mean thank you greatly!   PML opps! Not again!

Spank you all for responding              
  (Pissed Myself Laughing)


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14 posted 05-13-2000 06:50 PM       View Profile for SpitFire   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SpitFire

~HeeHee,....Good one!!!  
insect
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15 posted 05-14-2000 01:58 AM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

SpitFire…Nice name. I'll drink to that! Not many poets in
                 here have a plain name. Ha! Ha! That didn't just
                 fly over your head. He! He! LOL

Thanks for refilling
AMaZing
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16 posted 06-26-2000 12:48 PM       View Profile for AMaZing   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for AMaZing

LOL  I can't stop laughing....the poem was
great and the replies even greater...Keep up the great work!!
:0)
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17 posted 06-28-2000 05:29 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

AmaZing…Thankz alozzz! Zzzzzzzzzzzz
                    zzzzzzzSnort!zzzzzzzzzzzz
                    zzzzzzzSnort!zzzzzzz……….

                    Zzzzhack!!ahumm!WOW!
                    What time is it? WHAT!!!
                    6:00am OHH! My pounding
                    head! I'm never drinking again!
                    ASPRIN!!!ASPRIN!!!

Help me! And what happened to my pants!
insect
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18 posted 08-13-2000 11:03 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Deleted!




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insect
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19 posted 08-13-2000 11:36 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

My quik view didn't show every part of my rainbow poem so i had to use this window to get it right because it took to much work to do so i wanted it to turn out right sorry to us up this space but it really helped me. I am just new with this computer but still learning

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20 posted 10-09-2000 08:40 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Sorry just a test for Prince of Poetry
deleted

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21 posted 11-05-2000 11:18 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Deleted sorry!

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kat
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22 posted 11-12-2000 02:59 PM       View Profile for kat   Email kat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kat

Yeah yeah..sure you're sorry for deleting so many times.  Just admit it! You wanted this on the top again and again and again and that's the only reason why you did. Didn't you?..DIDN'T YOU???(kidding!)LMAO!
Actually this is the first time I've read this and it's halarious! No wonder it was so easy for you to be the drunk in my "It's You" poem.LOL
Had a good laugh! Thanks!
  

kat

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23 posted 11-12-2000 03:06 PM       View Profile for insect   Email insect   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for insect

Thanks kat did you get any vanilla ice cream lately!!?
kat
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24 posted 11-12-2000 03:27 PM       View Profile for kat   Email kat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for kat

Hmmmmmmmmm...did you do something to my ice cream poem??  I better go check! LOL
 
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