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My Ex-Wife...................light repost

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Balladeer
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0 posted 04-24-2000 08:49 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer


Have sympathy, my laddies,
I've had a rocky life.
She treated me quite terribly
My horrible ex-wife!

She wouldn't take the garbage out
Or wash a car or two.
My shoes were never polished,
Not by ex-wife number two.

Ex-wife three was cruel to me!
You know, that silly jerk
Expected me, while making love,
To do some of the work!

Ex-wife four would do no chore.
She lived just like a slob.
She said she was too tired because
She took a second job.

Well, everyone knows I have back pains...
I'm lucky to be alive!
But that brought out no sympathy
From ex-wife number five.

What can I say? I guess that I
Have made some lousy picks.
Perhaps I will have better luck
With ex-wife number six!  
© Copyright 2000 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
doreen peri
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1 posted 04-24-2000 08:53 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

I have a lot of practice. Call me.  
Jeffrey Carter
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2 posted 04-24-2000 08:55 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

roflmao....Balladeer you are soooo funny.

you may even be in heaven
with ex-wife number seven

Jeffrey
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3 posted 04-24-2000 09:05 PM       View Profile for A Romantic Heart   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for A Romantic Heart

Haha!!!
Number seven? what about eleven?
Then you could have a harum???hehe!

[This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (edited 04-24-2000).]
Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 04-24-2000 09:15 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Balladeer,
Who knows you might have more luck with number six.
You know the mind can do all sorts of tricks.
A fun poem, enjoyed. Sy
Corinne
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5 posted 04-24-2000 09:21 PM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Very cute, Balladeer!

And I'll bet you do plenty around the house, too!

Corinne
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6 posted 04-24-2000 09:27 PM       View Profile for Irie   Email Irie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irie

LOL...This is cute, I adore this!

Thanks for the great laugh, I needed it today!  

~Sheri
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7 posted 04-24-2000 09:40 PM       View Profile for Irish Rose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irish Rose

this was great, I always take a dozen of anything!!

 Kathleen


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8 posted 04-24-2000 10:19 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Boy you sure wear them out fast!!! LOL Cute poem sir..
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ROFL   Hillarious, Balladeer! Thanks for the laugh!

Denise
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Wife six won't pick up sticks
and seven won't eat bread unleaven
Wife eight won't rollerskate
and nine won't kiss swine
Wife ten refuses you again
and eleven is as bad seven.....
LOL you are waaaaaaaaay Cool my friend  


 Hold me for yesterday
Kiss me for tomorrow
But love me for today.

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11 posted 04-24-2000 10:33 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

hehe. Great responses here. My thanks to you all. I just hope I don't reach 144...that would be a gross


Butterfly....you rock!
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Balladeer you're a barrel of laughs buddy!
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Good laugh for the night. way cool

 

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when ever i want to smile or laugh I only need to find a Balladeer post...
this was just too cute!!
BUT IT JUST MUST BE FICTION!!!
who would let such a charmer slip thru their fingers...
I bet they just couldnt keep up with your wit.
GREAT poem!!
jm
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Gosh, what a romeo.  I never knew.  I've heard of poodles being this romantic.  Well, all xxxxx's huh?  Thanks for the laugh.
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LOL Balladeer!  Ah, nice to see one
full of fun ---)  Thanks

netswan
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I'm still laughing!!!! ooh my side is hurting, I am laughing so hard!!!
Especially after reading the replies!!!

Balladeer you keep me laughing...Your awesome with such talent!!!! my favorite line was...Ex-wife three was cruel to me!
You know, that silly jerk
Expected me, while making love,
To do some of the work!

Hehe!!!
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 *KhAnH-eLySe*
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 *KhAnH-eLySe*
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LMAO!!! Me thinks you're being a bit GREEDY deer...you with six, and lil ole me with none...*Sigh*   Looks as if I have some catching up to do eh?   This was cute!!!

 Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

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Balladeer~

What a rascal you are.
I think perhaps you should invoke the
rules of the major leagues ..
THREE STRIKES ... you're OUT !

But as one can clearly see ..
it was a full-count before you
took that last swing !
BATTER UP !
~*Marge*~


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Too cute !!!!
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WHAT A DEVIL YOU ARE!  ROFL
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This is great!  
Love your humor, Balladeer  
Marie  ~~
 
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