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My Ex-Wife...................light repost
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My Ex-Wife...................light repost |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Have sympathy, my laddies, I've had a rocky life. She treated me quite terribly My horrible ex-wife! She wouldn't take the garbage out Or wash a car or two. My shoes were never polished, Not by ex-wife number two. Ex-wife three was cruel to me! You know, that silly jerk Expected me, while making love, To do some of the work! Ex-wife four would do no chore. She lived just like a slob. She said she was too tired because She took a second job. Well, everyone knows I have back pains... I'm lucky to be alive! But that brought out no sympathy From ex-wife number five. What can I say? I guess that I Have made some lousy picks. Perhaps I will have better luck With ex-wife number six! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
I have a lot of practice. Call me.  |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
roflmao....Balladeer you are soooo funny. you may even be in heaven with ex-wife number seven Jeffrey |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Haha!!! Number seven? what about eleven? Then you could have a harum???hehe! [This message has been edited by A Romantic Heart (edited 04-24-2000).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, Who knows you might have more luck with number six. You know the mind can do all sorts of tricks. A fun poem, enjoyed. Sy |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Very cute, Balladeer! And I'll bet you do plenty around the house, too! Corinne |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
LOL...This is cute, I adore this! Thanks for the great laugh, I needed it today!  ~Sheri |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
this was great, I always take a dozen of anything!! Kathleen |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Boy you sure wear them out fast!!! LOL Cute poem sir.. |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Hillarious, Balladeer! Thanks for the laugh!Denise |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
.gif) Wife six won't pick up sticks and seven won't eat bread unleaven Wife eight won't rollerskate and nine won't kiss swine Wife ten refuses you again and eleven is as bad seven..... LOL you are waaaaaaaaay Cool my friend  Hold me for yesterday Kiss me for tomorrow But love me for today. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
hehe. Great responses here. My thanks to you all. I just hope I don't reach 144...that would be a gross  Butterfly....you rock! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Balladeer you're a barrel of laughs buddy! |
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Lady Web Member
since 2000-04-12
Posts 96Houston, Texas |
Good laugh for the night. way cool 53 |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
when ever i want to smile or laugh I only need to find a Balladeer post... this was just too cute!! BUT IT JUST MUST BE FICTION!!! who would let such a charmer slip thru their fingers... I bet they just couldnt keep up with your wit. GREAT poem!! jm |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
Gosh, what a romeo. I never knew. I've heard of poodles being this romantic. Well, all xxxxx's huh? Thanks for the laugh. |
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netswan Senior Member
since 2000-03-28
Posts 1369Washington |
LOL Balladeer! Ah, nice to see one full of fun ---) Thanks netswan |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
I'm still laughing!!!! ooh my side is hurting, I am laughing so hard!!! Especially after reading the replies!!! Balladeer you keep me laughing...Your awesome with such talent!!!! my favorite line was...Ex-wife three was cruel to me! You know, that silly jerk Expected me, while making love, To do some of the work! Hehe!!! |
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Go0fYdUcK Junior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 28CA |
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *KhAnH-eLySe* |
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Go0fYdUcK Junior Member
since 2000-04-22
Posts 28CA |
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *KhAnH-eLySe* |
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devina Member Elite
since 1999-10-28
Posts 3539Cali |
LMAO!!! Me thinks you're being a bit GREEDY deer...you with six, and lil ole me with none...*Sigh* Looks as if I have some catching up to do eh?  This was cute!!!Open arms can be the most fragile in the world... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ What a rascal you are. I think perhaps you should invoke the rules of the major leagues .. THREE STRIKES ... you're OUT ! But as one can clearly see .. it was a full-count before you took that last swing ! BATTER UP ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
Too cute !!!! |
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Cinderella Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 152Arizona |
WHAT A DEVIL YOU ARE! ROFL |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
This is great! Love your humor, Balladeer  Marie ~~ |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehehe |
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