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Jeffrey Carter
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0 posted 2000-04-18 12:03 PM


Today I feel like being mean
I've been nice too long

I just feel like going out
and doing something wrong

Like going to a ritzy restaraunt
to have a couple smokes

Then putting ex-lax in the soda machine
just as a little joke

Then I'll go the bathroom
and throw all the paper in

And when they clean it all up
I'll do it all again

This may be a nasty thing to do
I know how it may seem

But that's just the way I feel today
I feel like being mean



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1 posted 2000-04-18 12:36 PM


Yikes!
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2 posted 2000-04-18 12:52 PM


Not JC, today, I fear...naughty Jeffrey here instead!  (Don't worry, they tell me I'm a little moody too...)  Laughs.
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3 posted 2000-04-18 01:33 AM


Heh go ahead ... I don't drink soda ... and I'm amune to ex-lax ... Now if you did something to the coffee ... I'd give you the double wammy

Rex}>{{{{o>

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4 posted 2000-04-18 02:31 AM


LOL LOL Jeffrey - you tell them, and
I agree with Rex - I don't use soda,
and hopefully, don't use the men's room
and if I find the exlax in my coffee,
I will start singin "a huntin' we will
go"

netswan-)

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5 posted 2000-04-18 02:59 AM


I LOVE it!
Now I, being an avid soda drinker, would have to lock myself in the little girls room for quite some time. Right now I am having a bad morning(its 1 AM as i type) as I cant sleep and your little ditty cheered me up

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6 posted 2000-04-18 03:40 AM


Me thinks you're knocked off Santa's good list this year with your little confession....Mr. Naughty!!G* I would say shame on you...but you got a giggle outta me, and I needed that about now!!!

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7 posted 2000-04-18 09:21 AM


Hi Jeffrey,

You go get'em tiger just please DON"T touch the coffee pot.

Cerenity

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8 posted 2000-04-18 11:11 AM


LOL .... Thanks for the chuckles, Jeffrey ......  

 "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind."
Maxwell Maltz

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9 posted 2000-04-18 01:21 PM


i think we've all had days like these!
I just hope its only a poem! LOL  

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10 posted 2000-04-18 01:33 PM


-Jeff

You go on with your bad self! LOL   This was really funny and made me laugh. Thanks!

AMY  

 ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~

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11 posted 2000-04-18 01:39 PM


JC, what about loosening the tops to the salt, pepper and sugar jars.
But before you leave ask for a full class of water put a napkin on the top and flip it over onto the table it wont leak.
Change the signs to the the mens and ladies bathroom as soon as their occupied, or put both on the same door... to the laneway.
and.................

Well you'll get over it.... good laugh.


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12 posted 2000-04-18 01:54 PM


This is a wonderful poem!!!! I totally feel like being mean today too...but I'll be nice to you, cuz you did some good work here, and I'd like to give credit where it's deserved....Bravo....loved it!

 "It was my love that did us both to death. " -Sylvia Plath


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13 posted 2000-04-18 02:58 PM


This is mean??? Oh..emh...I do it just for entertainment!
What can I tell ya.....sick sense of humour

Marina


[This message has been edited by Marina (edited 04-18-2000).]

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14 posted 2000-04-18 03:03 PM


Excellent, Jeffrey!  Can I join ya?  While we're at it, we can make some prank phone calls..."is your refrigerator running?"  LOL!
I love you, man!


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15 posted 2000-04-18 06:16 PM


Thanks guys,
After that I went to the supermarket and switched boxes on the toothpaste and preparation h....hehehe!

Jeffrey

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16 posted 2000-04-18 10:01 PM


Back to the top for me 'cause I feel like being mean....hahaha.....hhohohoho......hehehe

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17 posted 2000-04-19 12:01 PM


Hey! Nobody liked my preparation H joke?
How dare you....lol
Guess I'll have to go back to the top again....hehehe.


Jeffrey

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18 posted 2000-04-19 12:09 PM


hahahahahaha....just don't put gum on the seat...
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19 posted 2000-04-19 12:12 PM


I really like this, though I cannot tell you why...perhaps it is because I have days like this too, and just writing about it is safer than then acting it out..Excuse me while I go swish my husband's toothbrush in the toliet!
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20 posted 2000-04-19 12:16 PM


And I thought I was mean.....Man that is sickeninly mean....ROFLMAO

Jeffrey

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21 posted 2000-04-19 12:34 PM


lol - you stirred them up with this one!

Corinne

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22 posted 2000-04-19 07:33 PM


Let's see if we can stir up any more trouble!
HEHEHE

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23 posted 2000-04-19 07:55 PM


Well, I've always found that mixing super-glue with someone's Preparation H and rigging vibrators to get stuck on HIGH does wonders for my disposition.
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24 posted 2000-04-19 10:30 PM


One of my x-beau was named trouble.  You could stir him up for me anytime you're feeling mean.  I would appreciate it.  Honest go ahead.  MEAN yourself out for me!
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25 posted 2000-04-19 10:34 PM


For the Balladeer--a vibrator stuck on high will do wonders for ANYBODY'S disposition...
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26 posted 2000-04-19 10:49 PM


Man... I've had those days where I'm, tired of being the "nice guy" that always gets used as a shoulder and never gets the chicks, and decided I wantd to be an ..... bad person. =)  But this is extreem... remind me not to eat in that place.  

 "Don't let your character get camoflaged with your environment.
Find who you are and let it stay in its true colors." --Rachel Joy Scott

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27 posted 2000-04-19 10:54 PM


OOOOHHHH No, I go on vacation for a few days and look what happens....lol this is way to funny   Good work!!

 Hold me for yesterday
Kiss me for tomorrow
But love me for today.


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28 posted 2000-04-21 05:57 PM


Could someone tell me a joke please I really need to laugh.

All my love,
Jeffrey

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