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Trillium
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0 posted 2005-09-15 05:51 PM







The Patio Bear

At 3;00 a.m. last Wednesday morn,
A black bear, feeling so forlorn,
Because no tasty food he'd found,
Came in our yard, to look around!
The scent of pet food in the air,
Drew him to our back yard, where,
A window screen just made him scoff!
He took his claws and tore it off!

Inside, he had that food in sight.
He knocked a few things left and right
And settled in to munch away.
He didn't have too long to stay!
The noises on our patio
Aroused us so we'd quickly go
To see what lay beyond the drape.
It was this wild and hairy shape!

He was alarmed to see us too
And didn't know quite what to do.
Up on the table, with one bound,
Another open window found,
He dived right through the screen and we
Closed all those windows, hurriedly!
He came across a creek, we knew,
Because of water, mud and goo,
He left behind, for me to clean,
Every place that he had been!

We left those windows closed all right,
But he came back on Thursday night.
Tore off a screen, was foiled again,
So left big paw prints on each pane!



Betty Lou Hebert

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Joyce Johnson
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1 posted 2005-09-16 10:11 AM


Oh this is scary.  And i fuss about raccoons and possums.  Joyce
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2 posted 2005-09-16 10:13 AM


Oh DEAR!! haha
Ooh Betty I hope this didn't really happen?? Despite the intrigue that I think I would feel definitely I won't like having to clean up after our furry friend!

Love
MiCheLLe

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3 posted 2005-09-16 02:06 PM


Oooh! "lions and tigers and bears...oh my!"
Be careful Trillium.
Enjoyed this write. Chris

Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance.
~Carl Sandburg

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4 posted 2005-09-16 07:43 PM


Dear Joyce: We've lived here for 23 years and this is the closest encounter with a bear, in this area. Of course, we are less than a mile from a national forest and live in timber, so it's hard to tell where private land begins...........especially to a hungry bear!

Love
Betty Lou

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5 posted 2005-09-16 07:46 PM


MiCHeLle:  This was all too true. He was a big messy beast and I was really glad there was a glass door between us, although I suppose if he'd really wanted to, he might have been able to push it in!  He wasn't full grown.  We figured about 200 plus a little, pounds!

Love
Betty Lou

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6 posted 2005-09-16 07:49 PM


Chris:  Thanks and we are being careful! No wandering around after dark!  All windows shut up tight! Nothing left outside that might bring him back! Some of our neighbors have had him in their yard too.  We called Fish and Game, but they told us they do not transport animals during hunting season???????

Love
Betty Lou

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Bear went a'hunting ... he did go ... uh huh~

Reckon the poor thing knew it was hunting season too ???

I'd head for the safety of your patio if I was a fuzzy-wuzzy~

You all be REAL CAREFUL ... they've been known to return ... and that door won't stop him either~
How's about a 12 gauge? ... Okay, so maybe not ... but I'd be ready ... just in case~

Hi My Ronnie~

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

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the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
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8 posted 2005-09-19 01:48 PM


Dear Marge;

We are being very careful! A bear is nothing to fool around with.  He seems to have moved down the valley, or maybe it's another one. There are many of them around right now, looking for something to eat!

Thanks for reading!

Ronnie says "hi" and sends love, as do I,
Betty Lou

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9 posted 2005-09-19 04:36 PM


Trillium

This reminded me of the bear that found something tasty in our trash the other day.  The trash cans are right behind window into my bedroom and the noise woke me up...when I looked I couldn't believe my eyes!!  They do love that pet food too!

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10 posted 2005-09-20 12:14 PM


Martie:  Everyone seems to be having bear problems this fall.  I talked to two neighbors today, who have had bears in their garages, because they left the doors open and they had pet food in there. they must really be hungry!

Betty Lou

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11 posted 2005-09-20 05:33 AM


a scary business....stay safe my dear..nice write

the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost



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12 posted 2005-09-20 01:28 PM


pegasus111:  Thanks!  Everyone in our neighborhood is being very careful, as we do have many hungry bears around.

Betty Lou

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13 posted 2005-09-27 08:28 AM


Dear Betty Lou

This poem is 'beary' good!  By any chance do you have a tranquilizer gun!  If not, do you have any tranquilizers.......

A wonderfully scary true poem!

Take care now!

Love Isobel xo


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14 posted 2005-09-27 07:19 PM


Dear Isobel: I would be afraid to open the door and try to tranquilze a bear!  I'd rather take tranquilizers myself!

Love
Betty Lou

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15 posted 2005-09-28 05:13 AM


Wow !!! I can never imagine having such as this happen, it must have been reallyscary. We have no bears here in U.K and reading this .... i am glad : )
lovely story poem Betty Lou.
thanks for sharing.
Hugs June xx

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16 posted 2005-09-28 01:54 PM


June:  Nice to hear from you. We live in the country near a national forest, so we have many varieties of wildlife and some of it is BIG!  We usually enjoy seeing it all, but when the bear came in on our patio, that was a bit too much!

Love
Betty Lou

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