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Striking it rich

Wobbly Head Bob
Member

since 2000-05-15

Posts 299
Virginia, USA

0 posted 2005-07-26 07:45 AM

The story is told
of a man and his gold
That does seem somewhat fishy
He lived in a van
had an albinos tan
His demeanor was somewhat swishy

He dug with his hands
and sifted through pans
Though gold was nowhere he went
He searched on for days
Through wind, fog and haze
Seeking that mighty gold scent

This all does seem strange
Sick, twisted and derranged
But I promise its going somewhere
The man remained calm
When his van blew like a bomb
And left him stranded in middle nowhere

He then ripped off his clothes
Thrust a finger up his nose
And claimed he'd yet find his gold!
He wriggled and winced
His finger he tensed
Just before his body went cold!

White suits call him sir
He talks with a slur
And, yes, his search was in vain
His new hobby is drool
but I think he's cool
Because he managed to pluck out his brain!

pegasus111
Member Elite

since 2000-07-27

Posts 2219
ocala, fl, usa

1 posted 2005-07-26 07:59 AM

lolol.....this one scrambled my brain as well!! thanks for the morning chuckle. I loved it.

the woods are lovely, dark, and deep, but I have promises to keep, and many miles to go before I sleep...Frost

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

2 posted 2005-07-26 10:15 AM

Oooh! Too early for this one. But it's cute. Joyce

Juju
Member Elite

since 2003-12-29

Posts 3429
In your dreams

3 posted 2005-07-26 12:46 PM

wow that is really funny

Juju - 1.) a magic charm or fetish 2.)Magic 3.)A taboo connected woth the use of magic

The dictionary never lies.... I am magical (;

jjote
Senior Member

since 2002-12-25

Posts 1088
Ontario, Canada

4 posted 2005-07-27 05:18 AM

omigosh! the gold was in his brain!
if this were a detective story, the clues stumped me!
exciting, and funny.

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