Knick Knack, Patti Wack

In a big lake, on a small lily pad
There was a frog that was very sad.
He wanted to marry and start a clan
But the pad being small stifled his plan.
So he went to the bank to get a loan.
He dreamed of the home he would own.
The banker posed “do you have collateral?”
The frog said, “As a matter of factual,
I have a ceramic, delicate and fine.
With that for security, the loan will be mine.”
The secretary, Miss Patti Wack,
Looked at the banker and then looked back.
The banker then said with a little groan
“It’s a knick knack, Patti Wack,
Give froggie his loan.”