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junemac
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since 2003-04-24
Posts 1005
uk

0 posted 2004-06-24 02:20 PM




Come in and pull up a chair

books galore by authors rare



Look for intrigue as you flick through

'A book os secrets' by June knowhoo.



think your marriage is just a waste?

Read 'Bigamy' by Marion haste.



find a man with very little fuss.

try 'Shopping for men' by Guy Zaruss



If something evil is what you are hoping

read 'The Way To Hell' by Doris Open



If the pollen count sets you off crying

avoid 'Wild Flowers' by Dan D lion.



If shyness has brought you for greeting information

Get a book of 'Body Language' by Sally Tayshon



Carpentry exam? will you fail it?

try 'Expert Carpenter' by Woody Nailit.



'History' can be browsed much later

Just grab a copy by A. Dick Tator.



'Are We Guilty?' you may like to try

By a well known author called Angus High.



And if you get bored with all this reading

Retire with ' bedtime' from Les Getbreedin

© Copyright 2004 june macfarlane - All Rights Reserved
Broken_Winged_Angel
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since 2000-04-06
Posts 994
Small Town, Somewhere
1 posted 2004-06-24 04:36 PM


The books and names you've picked had me laughing by the end of the poem.  Ingenious.  I love it!

BWA

PKreturns
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since 2003-07-21
Posts 362
New Orleans, LA
2 posted 2004-06-24 04:36 PM


Very funny and clever 'books'...
I like the last one best. *S*

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Member Patricius
since 2001-03-09
Posts 12098
Idaho, USA
3 posted 2004-06-25 10:03 PM


Dear June:  Fun to read and very imaginative! I enjoyed!

Love
Betty Lou

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Beasley
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since 2003-11-28
Posts 682
Cheboygan,MI USA
4 posted 2004-06-26 06:14 AM


What a fun, wonderful poem! Great job. I really got a kick out of it.
love, Barb

midnightblues
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since 2000-07-01
Posts 1597
Singapore
5 posted 2004-06-27 10:26 AM



wow i enjoyed ur witty piece tremendously, dear June! its marvellous!

Love
MiCheLLe

If there cannot be equal in affection, then let the one with more be me - midnightblues

PatAngel
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since 2004-04-05
Posts 451
California
6 posted 2004-06-27 02:42 PM


June,

What a delightful poem! I laughed at the last line. Lol!

Patricia

'When you find a dream within your heart, don't ever let it go.
For dreams are the tiny seeds from which tomorrow grows.'

SPIRIT
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since 2002-12-29
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California Desert
7 posted 2004-06-27 09:07 PM


Very clever and a fun read.
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Member Rara Avis
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Washington State
8 posted 2004-06-28 11:42 AM


This tickled me just the way this author meant it to.  thanks for the lift.  Joyce
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