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Beasley
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0 posted 2003-11-29 12:36 PM



I stirred up a batch
of sugar free candy.
I added no fat,
'cause it just wasn't handy.

It had not a flavor.
It had no taste.
It didn't poof out your belly
or thicken your waist.

You could chew this confection
with only your eyes,
digest it with relish,
and not gain one size.

I've saved the whole world
from going obese
by taking out sugar
and using no grease.

"No pleasure" you say
of this delicate treat.
Yet slender you are
from your head to your feet.

So what did you want?
A savory morsel
or a new and improved
willowy torso?


© Copyright 2003 Barbara Gedman - All Rights Reserved
cusick
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1 posted 2003-11-29 01:01 PM


Great from a new slim me. Maggie
midnightblues
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2 posted 2003-11-29 01:06 PM


GeeZ Barbara,

what a great read!

Love
Michelle

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3 posted 2003-11-29 01:13 PM


Barb:  You will make millions with this recipe!  Keep it under lock and key! Really a cute poem and happy to see you start posting here at Corner Pub! I'll look for your other posts.

Best wishes
Betty Lou

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4 posted 2003-11-29 02:16 PM




(big hugggsssssss) Yay! God Bless You, sweet friend, hehehe, this recipe must be shared to the world so our children can have the yum-yums but also don't have to worry about cavities, yay! (smiles) I love this, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Barbara, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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I can see the sun set and I perceive

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SharaRose
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5 posted 2003-11-29 08:50 PM


Wow pass some along...i want one of them..you know the willowy torso thing! hehe This was cute!
Love,
Terri~

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6 posted 2003-11-30 01:11 AM


this is cute...love it!
Beasley
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7 posted 2003-11-30 11:03 AM


Thanks, new, slim Maggie.
I'm still working on figuring all of this out. Beas

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8 posted 2005-06-24 01:55 PM


Barb~
Get your sweet little bootie back here !!!

The Pub misses you !!!!

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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Isobel
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9 posted 2005-07-03 06:05 AM


Dear Barb

I just love your sense of humour!!!

A very tasteless poem, so to speak!  Eh! Eh!

I just love it!!!

Love Isobel xo


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10 posted 2005-07-04 10:39 PM


Heh, I know much about the lovely diet foods that are out there.. heh, you got the point.. just stop eating

Nice piece

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His bringing up is beauty
Who loves him not is mad
For I must pay him duty
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