Once upon a time
long ago
and really, really out there...
There lived a Faerie.
a strange enchanted Faerie...
very strange indeed.
She was good/bad sort of,
and would grant an occasional
almost good wish,
or, depending on her mood,
lots of really nasty stuff!

She had suffered a ahead injury
as a small wood nymph.
having been stepped upon
by a vicious Troll.
Ever since her borderline
personality
scared the heck out of
all the other Faeries.

Throwing Faerie dust on
Road Kill,
causing Zombie like creatures
to roam the forrest,
was her favorite pastime.
and my personal favorite,
encouraging fireflies
to ignite the local gentries
gardens.
Turning butterflies into
manic-depressives,
was not a pretty sight!

ah, maybe we need
a happy ending here?

The Faerie King came along,
and fell in love
with our fractured Faerie.
And as only love can transform
a heart...sometimes..
our wee small dear Faerie,
pulled alll her pranks
only on the King....
thus the rest of the Faerie folk,
gave a collective sigh of relief.