Last Request
I may be old and on my death bed
but I have one last request before I’m dead
I’ve called for my lawyer, he’s such a gent
and my favorite IRS agent
I didn’t talk unless talked to
they just watched, cause that’s what they do
They finally ask why are they here
I told them that my time is near
"Jesus died between two thieves you know,
and that, too, is how I want to go."