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Mr Right. (one syllable challenge.... Sven turned this into a challenge not ME) |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Mr Right. I lov the Fems here They are quite smart and so cute too So all you free Fems send me some mail, I beg I don't bite, do I Oh my, I lie, I do lite bites, at nite feel good they do So for a good bite Call Mr Right He's so nice.. Mr. Right.  Parker [This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 06-22-2000).] |
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Colin Senior Member
since 1999-06-05
Posts 596Callington, Cornwall, England |
hehehe Nicely done Parker! but I have a little question... one minute it's 'Deer, the next Sven. Come on, spill the beans  Eric. "We are the music makers and we are the makers of dreams." - Willy Wonka. |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
oh no, oh yes this is too cute and loved the ending where the pic for mr. right didn't work...*big smiles* too cute |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
OH MAN.. I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN WENT HERE.... OH TALK ABOUT A BIG SWEET TEASE ... AND EVEN WHEN WE DO E-MAIL YA... YOU WONT REMEMBER TO WRITE BACK LOL LOL VERY CUTE-P-MAN ... I JUST LOVE A MAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND SPURS NOTHING ELSE REQUIRED LOL LOL THOUGH A PERSON COULD GET SADDLE SORE LOL LATER-BITE&NIBBLE GATOR RASBERRY-GATOR PS HEY PARKER NOTICE I REPLY TO YOUR POEMS!!! I THINK THAT GREEN TEA HAS DONE SOMETHING TO YOUR MEMORY.  |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
OK ... so I told my husband there was only ladies in this forum ... quick change the page! Cute Parker! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
So i'm not good at counting either, or spelling...... but their are some things I'm real good at....  Should I give you a hint.....  Mr. Right |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh, you're not playing fair, are ya? Reminds me of that song, "You can leave your hat on!" Corinne |
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menage a demideux Junior Member
since 2000-05-11
Posts 32 |
il n'y a aucun M. Droite -- mais il y a des centaines de possibilités |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Oh way to go James.....It is bad enough that I have to look at you, and now you have scared everyone!!!!!! LOL And can I unput anything further on your above comments????? LOL Marina It is blessing to have wings for your words, and passion to flow from pen. Marina Crossley |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
A HINT?????? NO ... I was thinking more of DETAILS!!!! arent you the one always lecturing me about it being reality ... and btw...i submitted your pic to one of those fantasy calendars ... your gonna be Mr. June.... making us all swoon ... They liked the cowboy hat ... gonna call the pick "ride em cowboy" lol lol pay-back sweetcheeks...payback  me thinks you can handle it  later-tease-gator jm |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This looks like a cowboy gone nekkid in the brush but what I want to know is where's he going in such a rush Come back here Parker! I'd like to talk to you hon first of let me say I really like that gun! Email is what you want from the ladies here today SWOOSH! there it is! sent off without delay! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL @ Sharon! You go get em' girl! What a tease! (the poem that is) Not bad, cowboy! |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Eric, no beans, it was that one eye'd pirate Long John.... that should confuse things... Corazon, if you come back you'll see the pic, please send phone number....lol Janet, give me some of that rasberry will ya, I need a good fix. Kit, husband, you never told me you had a husband, I thought you said you were sharing your closet with your brother... Corinne, ok whisper all the words to me.. no no look me in the eye's don't wonder.. menage a demideux, the possibilities are endless.... Marina, ah no you can't and don't... Janet, your giving away too many secrets, honey... Poet deVine, give it to me again, this time with more info...dear. WhtDove, thank you, I tease therefor I am. Mr. Right |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Ok Mr. Right you can leave your hat on....but that's it Very cool read!! I'moff to call the publishers of that calender, it just won't do to have any staples mussing up that full view pic |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Parker, they all told me you were Mr. Right but they said your first name was Never  Quite an idea displaying yourself to the ladies that way. Why didn't I think of that? (except for the fact I'm uglier than dirt?) |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
Um, excuse me James????? YOU were the one who said that I should write a poem with one-syllable words!!!! And NOW look what you've gone and done!! Turned this fascinating challenge into your own personals ad!!! And with a COWBOY hat no less!!!!Well, let me just say that I am personally taken ABACK at how this has crumbled into this terrible situation!! Marina, you were supposed to CONTROL him!!! A fine job you've done!!! I don't know what else to say. . .it's terrible. . . just terrible. . . a COWBOY HAT!!!???!!! HUMPH!!! *Sven walks away in disgust!!!** ROFL ---------------------------------------------------------- That which gives light must endure burning --Victor Frankl |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Butterflies, yes staples, would sure take the wind out of my hat.... Balladeer, you like to use the humble, modest approach, looking for brownie points again... I can see through your guise. Sven, you started it, and nobody controls me.... ah yet.... but I'm waiting for a control artist.... Parker |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
LOL...brought a much-needed smile on my face...What delightful cheek you have, Parker...so, have you received any e-mails yet?hmmm BTW,i have done your challenge...Its titled One syllable poem(for parker's challenge) in Open#8...pls do read and comment if you have the time |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
kaile, thank you and I've found your's very nice.... and no not enough emails, so single ladies plaese send emails..... cooking reciepts, pics, marital status... phone numbers .. My book is empty...... do I have to beg... Parker |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Begging? We have lowered to begging??? Maybe if you say please and not plaese......it might help!!!!!!!! LOL marina It is blessing to have wings for your words, and passion to flow from pen. Marina Crossley |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Well, now. Hmmm. Tried putting this damn thing on auto-scroll, but no go... Sigh...and you do have the nicest smile... Okay, okay, I'm off to meet this challenge, although I am no longer sure just what the challenge IS... |
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A Romantic Heart Member Ascendant
since 1999-09-03
Posts 5496Forever In Your Heart |
Urban Cowboy!!!!Yee-haw!!!Whoo-hoo, Can I be ya cowgirl? "I wanna be your cowboy" remember that song!!! sing it Parker, sing it!(what was that mention of a calendar? Mr. June...) Do you dance too? Ya know what kind I am referring to? Oh my I am scared to see what photos Sven and Balladeer are going to post next with theirs!!!!!!!! |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Marina, spelling gets you hot, keep that dictionary away from this girl....lol serenty me either, but I think it was to send me emails and pics ... ARH, well let me guess slam dancing...comes to mind.... would you care for a dance. Parker |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Singing...Cowboy take me away. Fly this girl as high as you can into the wild blue. Set me free oh I pray. Cowboy take me away. Oh yeah the poem was nice too...hehe Did I mention you could take me away???...LOL Great fun Parker, thanks, Juls |
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Gossamerwings Member
since 2000-07-18
Posts 207 |
Great poem,Stud Muffin.  Who's the dude in the hat ? Gossamerwings ;) |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Oh my, Mr. Haley ~ what a big HAT you have! Wonderful to see your smiling face, Parker ~ loved your clever poem. ~ Claire |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Sure we all know Park his rep is not so hot or maybe it is just that what he's got is a lot A flirt to be sure with a thing for black and red hair oh hell let's judge this fair all hair will do Writes with such a flair of dead buds and far far lands with tongue in cheek and slips of quick hands. A sweet guy we all know cute in that white hat but what does he want from us and is he all that??? Core |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Parker--you are just so cute! |
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Martini Member
since 2000-07-11
Posts 308Toronto, Ontario, Canada |
Parker.... nice hat!!! great poem |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Juls, I thought this was buried for good. As you can see the cowboy had is all I'm wearing... Watch out for us cowboys, we like to tie things up. lol.Gossamerwings, well that Mr. Right.... never met him... Claire, just like a women, stareing at the hat, you'd think that that was all i'm wearing.... Corinne, well what I want is the mystery isn't it, and to find out if i'm all that, dare to go there, sweet poet... Martie, thank you, and your so very sweet too... Martini, you say your looking at the hat, but I know you women, watch it, I saw you peek.... Me and My hat are just going to sneak out the back way... now don't follow me. [This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 07-25-2000).] |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Oh, it's a hat??? I thought it was a Trojan! |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
Was there a poem in here somewhere? I cant seem to get past that.....cowboy never say never |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Yes Bal, its an ad for Trojans. Ok all you cowboy's just remember, when you get bucking and a brocking on that wild steer, make sure that your wearing your hat. It doesn't have to be a big hat like mine , but put that hat on...Or you'll be roping in some baby calfs. This advertisiment has been sponsored by the rocking Balladeer show. Paula, the cowboy is the poem...  Parker [This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 07-26-2000).] |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
That'a mighty large hat you're sportin' there, Parker, hon! Corinne |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Well, I'd take it off just for you sweet Corinne. Parker |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh my...look what I found on page 5, just lollygagging around in a big ol' hat... free Fems, hummmm? That all you need? And me, not so free, just taken... ah, you lil ol' cowboy...you really DON'T know what that hat is for, do you!? Sunny ~~~Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow. Helen Keller ~~~ When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
WOW!!!!!! Everyone is so hung up over your hat. When they really should be more worried about that mask your wearing!!!!! LOL You know I couldn't resist any longer!!!! LOl It is a blessing to have wings for words, and passion in pen Marina Crossley |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Oh, Sunshine, no I don't please do tell. I'd like to know, come a little closer and whisper it into my ear. Marina, I was hoping for real humor from you. But you disappoint me again. Incantation school not giving you the proper training in dry humor. You could put your own picture poem in, but then maybe a broom wouldn't be as effective as a hat. lol Parker |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Oh......I'm hurt. NOT!!!!!!!!!! Get a life! Get a broom......it works for me!!!!!! LOL It is a blessing to have wings for words, and passion in pen Marina Crossley |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Is that the turbo powered, deluxe rumble seat model...... [This message has been edited by Haleyja (edited 07-29-2000).] |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Parker~ Ok, this TOTALLY wipes out the spiderman thing......good grief it just got very hot here!!! Love it. SEA |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Just had ta put this in my library. I just love a cowboy! Dee I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
[This message has been edited by Parker (12-23-2001 03:10 AM).] |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Hey Handome, *sigh* soooooooooo cute gonna get me in trouble looking at your pic again |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
SEA, maybe you need some trouble in your life. nothing like loveable trouble..lol.Parker |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
you would be the funnest kind of trouble too Merry Christmas Handsome  |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Merry Christmas to you too sweety. I think i'll get rid of the hat and just mail myself to you with a bow..... hmmmm where should I put the stamp. [This message has been edited by Parker (12-23-2001 08:58 PM).] |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm not sure, wouldn't want it to hurt when you take the stamp off.... LOL |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
cute |
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