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Dr.Moose1
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0 posted 2000-06-21 04:24 PM


For those who have read
the first part of this series
This should provide answers
to most of your queries

Though not commonly held
it is one of my theories
"Quit yappin' there Toto
or I'll get you my dearie !"

Please excuse that out-burst
now where was I headed ?
Oh yes , about my theory
which is deeply imbedded

In truth , I can prove it
so please bear with me
And I'll try to exp[lain
so that you all see

That we are not alone
as a matter of fact (sic)
E.T.'s on the phone
Bell Inter-galactic

He says they were the ones
who built the pyramids
Threw the Sphynx in just for fun
is probably what they did

And all the hieroglyphs
upon closer inspection
Are nothing less than this
the complete set of directions !

So that no matter what
you've got to assemble
With that big knot in your gut
and your hands all a-tremble

Go ahead , dive right in
you've got nothing to fear
E.T. wrote those specs
and they're perfectly clear !



© Copyright 2000 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Dawn Eclipse
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since 2000-01-31
Posts 637
The Horsehead Nebula
1 posted 2000-06-21 06:20 PM


That was a great poem!  I haven't read the first part, but I liked this one none the less.  

"Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying."
Harry Anderson, "Night Court"

*Cassandra Roseen*

Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

2 posted 2000-06-21 09:27 PM


ROFL   I don't think there is anything I enjoy more than your wonderful sense of humor!  

Denise

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