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Dear Dr. Freud
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Dear Dr. Freud |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Dear Doctor it occurs to me perhaps it was your destiny That led you here of all the places would you help me with these basket cases ? Now I'm not sure but I've a hunch that some of them are out to lunch And those that aren't may as well be Oh , and can you work for free ? I would not ask but the need is great and since you're here by quirk of fate Please consider my proposal I put myselves at your disposal In this forum we both could host with apropos decorum for those who post A "Dear Doctor" segment in the up-coming weeks and treat their disorders with the words that we speak I await your reply , oh most learned one with this cast of whackos it's bound to be fun ! Sincerely , Dr.Moose1, A. Vertyser(deceased), E.Fudd , M.Marceau, et al |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
LOl Dr. Moose! Very well done. Do you really think that you and Dr. Frued can handle all these basketcases???? LOl Marina |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Dear Dr Moose1, I am here at you disposal, for you and the needy folks of passions. First off we should work on some of your problems.... Its seems to me, this environment may be affecting you more then you think. You appear to have conflict of self. You refer to yourself as the one Moose, this in itself is not too serious, but then you refer to yourself as in this statement... I put myselves at your disposal. This is a multiple personality disorder that seems to live in denile with the fact that you think their is only one of you. Also refering to yourself as E.Fudd , M.Marceau. You personalities have taken on celebrity status. So have no fear my good Doctor well sort out who you are, and help our good Friends here at passion in the process... Sincerely, Sigmund Freud |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I guess that I am Justin Thyme to tell you what I think. I think that Freud here is a fraud and Moose drove me to drink! These two are simply patients at the 'stute, they are not shrinks! Please witness how their verbiage mocks the way each other thinks. Now, as for me, I left that joint for bigger, better things -- and life out on the street is fine with all the pain it brings. The deal is this, dear so-called "docs", no-one here is on trial. And so-called Freud, this is the way a person spells "denial". Denial isn't just a stream in Egypt, don'tcha know. I think you BOTH are "Multiple". Your schizoid selves now show. And so I leave you doctor dudes to try to treat each other. And as for me, I'd rather have some guilt dosed out from mother. Our mother dear, Ms. Justine Ate, she was accusatary. But frankly, "docs", analysis by you guys is more scary! [This message has been edited by Justin Thyme (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Doctor Doctor can you help me please I have a problem for which I need ease Its an addiction of sorts ... it goes like this... All I want to do is pucker up and kiss... Lips--Lips...they are all I crave... If I don't get to kiss...I misbehave We played Ping Pong Poetry with Sun and Lizzie and I kissed so much I was nearly dizzy Write a kiss...rhyme a kiss ... kiss in a verse Kiss the poets ...its a sweet curse long kisses, french kisses, neck kisses, I don't care as long as there are kisses for which my lips to share What do you prescribe for me ... tell me quick Im running out of lips and cherry chapstick I cant afford to pay you for your medical diagnosis perhaps we can trade kisses for your cure of my psychosis I have never kissed a Moose before ... but I believe I've quite a treat in store and Sigmund ..does that mustache tickle ??? oh dear, me thinks me lips have got me in a pickle. [This message has been edited by Janet Marie (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Dear Doc Moose: What if Sigmund's a fake all we've done he'll break, shatter it like mirrored glass laughter without any class. I fail to see the logic in this we've together created bliss amongst all our patients here, another to the mix dines fear. Please hear me Doc Moose before we discover a ruse I admire your healing powers no desire to see leaning towers. PS: Meet me in the supply room [This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
No worry Nursie if he's a fake I'll take care of him.  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Marina, We can if we put our heads together , no wait,my antlers might poke his eye out,I'm going to have to give this some more thought ! Sigmund , Since we're getting personal I may as well call you that . As much as I respect your professional opinion , I may have to disagree with your assessment.While true that I refer to myself as 1 , in the Zen philosophy this is simply a statement of being . So therefore I have no conflicting illusions . Might I suggest we get on with helping those truly in need ? J.T., As a former "Stute" resident , which you freely admit , do you really think you're qualified to assess the mental status and or the medical qualifications of myselves and my esteemed colleague Dr. Freud ? Ah , Janet Marie , At last we are getting somewhere , Dr. Freud would you care to comment on this rare disorder , I will reserve my comments until you have had a chance to put forth your diagnosis . My Dear Nurse C. Surely he can be no fake of phallic prose he does partake And if he is at least he's good not your average peckerwood Doc The supply room eh , now I wonder what she wants with me in there? |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Nope. Guess not. But are you? If so, I could use some pschoanalysis because the world outside the 'stute is rather confusing, y'know? Oh... and some demerol. Thanks! |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Justin Thyme, thank you for pointing out these spelling errors... my English is not to good, leaving Vienna was a difficult adjustment for me... Now to you. I can see being released from a high security institute can be a long and tiring adjustment for one such as yourself. The street can also be very difficult to get along on. I can see that your ordeal is still Very hard on you. You continue to think that you are on trial, but this will pass my good man. You should try to accept your freedom, embrace it, not your mother, and seize the day. I will be available anytime you need to talk, you can also bring your other twin brothers with you. It's important to have this kind of support. Please tell Justin Kace, Justin Nuendo , Justin Appropriate, JustinPain, Justin Toxicated, Justin Tolerable, Justin Spire they are all welcome and to not be afraid of the Doc's we don't bite. All analysis is free, we just want to help in your multiple personality complex. Please come by next Thursday, we have a whole wing booked for you and your multiple kin. Miss Janet, you don't mind if I call you miss do you. Ok, then. Yes I do believe my learned colleague Dr Moose1 would love to help you out. He seems to be an expert in the use of Sexual Reflexology for sexual withdrawal dysfunction. Its seems you are lacking professional pucker stimulation, a few sessions with the Moose and you'll surely be puckered out and back to normal. Please schedule an appointment with the good doctor. Nurse Crachet, have no fear, I won't interfere with your little group session, I'm only here to advise. … Also I must point out that your statement… I admire your healing powers no desire to see leaning towers. Is a direct contradiction, for your true desire to be manhandled? This is evident with your frequent, visits to The supply room, and offers to intellectual types. This is not a problem in itself, unless you plan to use some object in the supply room, at which point I would say proceed with caution. Jeannie, I'm sure the good Dr. Moose1 will take care of you. Dr. Moose1, I think a visit to the supply room is in order, good luck Freud. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Jeannie, how nice , that you could drop by I've not been off-planet I didn't even try But where are my manners , please let me introduce The great Dr. Freud , who from what I deduce Believes that the problems that plague all mankind originate somewhere south of the mind An interesting theory to say in the least for without higher thought , wouldn't we all be just beasts ? |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
J.T. , I'm surprised , nay quite appalled that you would ask for demerol With all the new drugs that are out on the market (If you're driven to drink ) your car , they will park it And were I to psycho-analyze , I'd say you're one great bunch of guys that with no ifs , ands , or buts , give meaning to the phrase "We're nuts !" |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
What's in the supply room? Wouldn't some like to know? It's as innocent as the nose on one's face, but then again what's in a nose could incriminate. Why in the supply room is more the question to ask but why ask when your minds wander to places of ill retrieved. Only Doc and I know the reasons and foreboding all conclusions innocence reigns amongst professionals. |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
Yeah, ok fine, Freud. But what about the demerol? Free analysis won't do me any good if this pain continues. I'd like to have the kind I can push a button for any time I need it. Thanks. Mom would be proud of me, by the way. I've been staying at the library with Marion the librarian... she's been kind enough to give me work even though most days, I'm too depressed to climb the ladder in the stacks. And all this time, I've never told her about Mom's animosity toward librarians and how she used to call me a "bookworm" every Thyme I read the comics under the sheets with a flashlight! I've done my mother a great favor by not ridiculing her in public. The 'stute never helped, btw. All it did was add to my anxiety. Too many cartoons there and not enough demerol. I'm a mess, Doc. Help. Please. Do you know my old friend Seymour Butts? He lives under the boardwalk. Used to be a lawyer for some of the Justins. Could you call him, please, for me if you know him? I might need a good attorney. I have about 20 books that are overdue from 1975. Thanks. |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Master, I would never question your manners or lack there of, you've put up with me through all my misguided adventures. I just fear this new Doctor he may not understand me and my special talents. Please keep me safe don't let him play with my sane mind. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Dear Dr.Moose it seems I'm too much for old man Freud, I guess his lips are shot ... my lips he must avoid. After all he is old and worn ...I bet he's lost his pucker, A woman like me is to much for him ... he'd just give out and tucker So I turn my Lips faithfully over to you ... Tell me my good moose man ... for my condition -- what will you do? Is there any hope, is there a cure for me ... or shall this Kissing Addiction be my destiny. Maybe I need some strengthening exercises for my lips, do you have any suggestions... any secret kissing tips? Well then, I will await your best medical recommendation, I hope your not gone ... off on a golfing vacation. DR Freud wouldn't give me any words to cure .. he's too old and crotchety to handle my lips-- Im sure!  |
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Athena, Goddess of Wisdom Junior Member
since 1999-11-21
Posts 27 |
I think you all are Justin Sayne. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Dr. Freud , Mad as a hatter this Janet Marie dear Sigmund again I must disagree Her oral fixation rare and serious to share would make us both delirious I suggest a dental prophylaxis to save us both from acute malpractice Concerning the one we call "Nurse C." Oh , Nurse C. , I'm so glad you found the appointment book in the supply room ! I can't imagine how it got there ! Could you please look up the next patient ? I only see her professionally though rumors abound please be advised sir that nothing goes on between me and her In my humble opinion as things go so far the smoke that you're blowing , ain't from a cigar. Doc [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 06-18-2000).] |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Doc, The book is full of emptiness not a patients name written, how did this book get in here and why has it been altered? I'm suspecting it's a petty crime committed in this here room wherein someone has to hide evidence and throw us off track. We'll catch them I guarantee their brains be ours for picking, we need to start looking for clues where do you suggest we start Doc? |
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