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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
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Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2000-06-16 06:58 PM


When I'm in my kitchen
there's not much that can faze me
You can ask my oven "Dutch"
but don't call my "Susan" lazy

It's a sin the way she spins
my heart goes pitter patter
Vanilla Ice would not think twice
not that his thoughts matter

In a trance I watch her dance
she spices up my day
I steal a pinch of onions minced
with them I'll have my way

A bit of "Thyme" to make it rhyme
and though she's kind of scary
She has a flavor all her own
my little "Rosemary"

"Basil" plays the saxophone
man that cat can swing !
But it's "Ginger" I can't leave alone
she's got that special zing !

I slide up next to "Sherry"
who knows just how I think
With "Tara" gone she says "Hey Mon"
"Come join me for a drink"

By now the place is jumpin'
everybody's on their feet
So c'mon my little dumplin'
What do you say ? Let's eat !

© Copyright 2000 William E.Kleist - All Rights Reserved
Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
1 posted 2000-06-16 07:34 PM


Say hey there Doc Moose I'm back at the 'Stute
What cha doing in my kitchen you coot?
Your spices are fine but they just won't do
I'm the one who cooks a mean pot of goo.
So pack up your bags, there's clients to med
I here Balladeer is strapped to a bed.
Just give me five tics, I'll russel some grub
After which we can go down to the pub.

Haaa... it's good to be back home!

Denise
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since 1999-08-22
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2 posted 2000-06-17 08:15 AM


So when are you having us all over for dinner?! .....hehehehe......this is delightful!  

Denise

ethome
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since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada
3 posted 2000-06-17 01:54 PM


Put the fun and the rythum into the cooking and you might come out with a dancin chef. I enjoyed it very much
Meadowmuse
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since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263

4 posted 2000-06-17 02:53 PM


Loved the whimsy of this dish!

~ Claire

Jeannie
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since 2000-03-17
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5 posted 2000-06-17 06:25 PM


Sounds delightful and since you owe me a wine and dine, I'll take payment here and now. Nice creativity here master.  
Lady in Red
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since 2000-02-16
Posts 147

6 posted 2000-06-17 06:51 PM


It really is good to be home again and I'm very happy you kept things cooking around here.   Great poem too Doc !


Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou


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