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My Big Cigar
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My Big Cigar |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
My Big Cigar A cigar a cigar a cigar Dipped in brandy they are When I light up my Cuban Its so big you’ll be a droolin I’m really not foolin A cigar a cigar a cigar I often tell my patients Its not the size that makes it But I lie, but I lie but I lie Cause when it comes to a cigar The bigger and fatter they are Is sure to make you a star Its no lie its no lie its no lie So grab yourself a real big one No luck! Well here, just puff on my Cuban And you’ll smile, and you’ll smile and you’ll smile So when is a cigar, a cigar? Sigmund Freud ©June 15, 2000 Note: I’ll be visiting on an occasional Bases to analyze your dream poetry, For my good patients at passions. [This message has been edited by Sigmund Freud (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Freud~ Welcome!  You sound like Toe! Very funny poem. -SEA |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Thank you SEA, but I’ve been here a long time watching, ready to lend my services. I'll have to look into your fetishes for Toe's, anything else you'd like to admit for my analysis. Freud |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Freud~ I have a thing for big cigars!!  -SEA |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Me thinks you've been smoking more than brandy soaked cigars. I agree with Sea... sounds like a Toe... and that's not such a bad thing. Welcome to PIP... you might consider dropping by the 'Stute. I think you'll fit right in. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Funny and interesting Sigmund but I still don't want a cigar...perhaps because I prefer cognac. James |
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SpitFire Member Elite
since 2000-04-19
Posts 2396 |
~Hey Doc'...haha...this is great. A cuban cigar dipped in brandy?....hhmm...you sure? So glad that you came out to play...now if I could only dig up that trusty old phych. textbook....and do a number on you. haha. Loved it. Keep 'em coming. *Peace. ~See ya Thurs. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Where HAVE you been? Been paging you for years now...great poem, and you are a most welcome and needed addition to Passions.... |
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Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Welcome to the family! Please check your email for a special message. I wonder that you would smoke a cigar, thought Freud would find that too phallic.  |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
If you be Freud , and I be Moose Who the hell done cut you loose Methinks you're just a little whacky Too much of Cuban tabbacky But I'll play nice , if you will too Welcome to the human zoo ! Doc |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
Dr., Dr., - Help me please... I HATE the smell of cigars - and I don't smoke - but I did smoke a cigar with a friend one night when I was lit up - and I thought it was great!!! What's wrong with me?? Ain' Miss Behavin' |
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JulieAnn Senior Member
since 2000-06-12
Posts 754Earth 3rd Rock from the sun!! |
I have an addiction too maybe by reading my poetry you can figure it out...feel free to analyze!!! great poem...my Mom once made me bite the end off of a cigar and chew it when I was a little girl and she caught me trying to smoke! it definitely turned me off of cigars...but I do like ciggarettes...Great poem please post more more more!!!!!  Julie :) |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Well, I like a man who will light my cigar that kind of chivalry will get him far I like to take big deep puffs when I smoke  I can handle a Cuban, I wont choke  So welcome to Passions Dr.and Poet.. some of us are crazy here tho we don't all show it I've heard that you think us ladies have sex on the brain  well that ridiculous...its almost insane In here poetry is our addiction and talking in rhyme is a common affliction So analyze away and tell us what you think .. but I bet we will drive you to drink.  |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
SEA, its envy its envy..... Andrew Scott, thank you my good man, no only a good brandy and cigar are my vices... I love to visit this Stute, where might it be. Well, Mr James Cognac is very good too, I sometimes dip mine in a cognac too. SpitFire, my good lady, don't worry you'll get your chance, we still have to talk about this Nolly thing you have, next thursday, my couch then.... serenity, thank you, but my pager must have stop working when they dug me up, so anything I can help you with...whats your obsession. Poet deVine, well sometime a cigar is just a cigar.... or so I said... thank you for the welcome. Dr.Moose1, ah maybe we could discuss some of the cases here at passions sometime, I love your opinion... Miss Behavin', well come over and lay down on my couch and I delve into your most inner thought to help you, if not I'm also doing a study on bad girls. JulieAnn, I'd love to look under your poems, er I mean into.... I'll look out for it. Janet Marie, ah you talk in rhyme, this seem's to be a common mass hystaria here. Well I'll have to look into that.... I enjoy a lady that can really take a big cuban, smoke'em if ya got em. Freud |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
now yuh are my kinda guy great first entry stick around write looney we need more round here myself im a serious writer yuh |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Welcome aboard Doc! Loved the poem ... great entry! Grew up with a psychiastrist dad I did, and boy did that backfire! Analyze away dear sir, but if dear old dad couldn't figure me out, you've got your work cut out for ya! lol Best wishes, and welcome! /Kit |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
Sigmund, Oh how your needed at the stute this could be deeded loonies running around on empty half of them seeing humpty dumpty. Please come analyze there dilemma's their minds full of crazy enigma's. Just look for (Stute) and you'll find the craziest kind of perfectly sane mind. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Ahhhh, Master Freud, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... Corinne |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Walt... oh I'll be around, too much analysis gives me a split personality, the other guy is much different, and he thinks hes real...lol funny huh! Kit McCallum, don't worry I know how that can mess up a head, i'll help you out don't you worry... Nurse Crachet, well everybody is mentioning the stute, but where might it be, is this a figmetn of your imagination. I have pill for that nurse. Miss Corinne if thats your real name, schedule an appointment and well discuss this blatant denile of your inner desires, possible a hypno session is required to fix you up.. Freud |
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Irie Senior Member
since 1999-12-01
Posts 1493Washington State |
Hehe This is great! A few of my cigar smokin' friends will enjoy this! I for one actually enjoy the smell of a good cigar! Welcome to Passions SF!  Looking forward to more! < !signature--> ~Sheri [This message has been edited by Irie (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
Sorry freud but I never trust a man who believes in the sexual attraction between a mother and her son. It is just a rule i have. LOL but I believe that the cigar is a substitute for something else. If you would like to ring my office and make an appointment I will see what I can do and maybe you can help me with this strange need that I have to be sarcastic. Nice poem but a rose is a rose is a rose. < !signature--> ------------------------ "Take nothing but pictures. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time". Baltimore Grotto "To be nobody-but-yourself-in a world which is doing its best night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." E.E Cummings. "Art is a lie which makes us realise the truth." Pablo Picasso "We Irish are too poetical to be poets, we are a nation of brilliant failures" Oscar Wilde ----- [This message has been edited by brian madden (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Well Sigmund.....may I call you Sig? You have a very interesting basis for comparision going on. AH, yes......very interesting. I have, I must admit be having the most well.....shall we say......vivid and intense dreams lately. Perhaps I could use your services? Do I need to make an appointment? I will be very interested in hearing what you have to say. After the weekend of course! Marina [This message has been edited by Marina (edited 06-16-2000).] |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
A cigar dipped in brandy huh? LMAO at your poem, refreshing to read this piece, my friend. Do I need to make an appointment with you? If so, you poor guy, you would have a hell of a time figuring this complex one out. And besides, it's not how big the cigar is.... Well, Sigmund, my friend, you do know what they say about guys who brag about their big cigars, don't you? Analyze that LOL Maybe you might wanna come over to my house, lay on my couch and let me give you my analysis Take care, Melissa Honeybee |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
My master from years ago had a cigar but I took care of that problem for him zapped it down to the size of a cigarette couldn't understand why he just cried. After that I just zapped it complete away cold turkey is the best way to go they say for some reason he relinquished his home and fled the planet for areas unknown.  |
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Parker Member Elite
since 2000-01-06
Posts 3129ON |
Well Dr. Freud up you go for some new patients. |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Well, Sigmund, me thinks that Irie, Brian, Marina, Jeannie and myself have stumped thee, o' great master of the mind, for there are, as you see, no replys to our comments. Or did I, just scare you away entrely LOL Back to the top you go, you're not getting away from us that easily Take care, Melissa Honeybee [This message has been edited by Melissa Honeybee (edited 06-18-2000).] |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Brian, Don't be too sure, these metaphors are all just those simple clues into our life. A rose can be more then just a Rose… it represents love, passion, desire, caring, and even a beautiful Description for a female body part, but you're a good poet you already knew this. As for your need to be Sarcastic, well must be an Irish thing. Also as for a sexual attraction between a mother and her son, well I don't believe in that theory anymore…. Things change Miss Marina, just describe you weekend dreams on here and I'll be sure to post a reply. Melissa Honeybee, well don't bother making an appointment, just grab my couch anytime, I like a challenge, and I'd love to hear you analysis, I also love a good couching, I'll even let You see my big cigar up close, that might convince you, or scare you. Jeannie, so your saying cigarette size would suit you more, it's hard to get a cigar in those Little bottles that you live in. Well hope your Master is ok now, a Master would have to go into hiding, for having his cigar handled with such disdain by his Jeannie. Maybe it was just not the right cigar for you. Haleyja, thank you. Miss Melissa, sorry I took so LONG. Sometimes I am very LONG winded. Some analysis takes a LONG time to complete. I would be glad to give you an extra LONG session on my Couch. Would a LONG one satisfy you needs… Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes not. Freud |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Sigmund LMAO! Ah, I see that you were finally daring enough to analyze us. And Oh how I love anything that is LONG, come over to my couch anytime Melissa |
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Sigmund Freud Junior Member
since 2000-06-03
Posts 38Come to my couch... |
Melissa, sorry been away, but I love to visit your couch. Lets talk about your facination with long. Freud |
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Marina Member Elite
since 2000-02-10
Posts 2245Pickering, Ontario |
Exactly how good of a Dr. are you??? LOL Marina It is blessing to have wings for your words, and passion to flow from pen. Marina Crossley |
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