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Lady in Red
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since 2000-02-16
Posts 147


0 posted 2000-06-14 06:15 PM


I heard we have a baby !
More a toddler I would say
Although he still wears diapers
And not always likes to play

I don’t know where he came from
He appeared out of the blue
Never saw the stork come by
Maybe he came out the stew !  

We call him little Pippy
Although that’s not quite true
He had a small white taggy
Saying  we’d call him Ronny too

He likes to play with ONE FLEW
In his awesome secret nest
To hide and seek with OVER
Hiding Moose’s orange vest

My goodness watch Fudd running
Chased by this little brat
He cries out while our Pippy
Mashes his potato head !

Now ‘Drew why are you crying ?
You miss your paraffin wax ?
I think I just saw Ronny
Outside burn your crayons red

My goodness you poor Justins
A Straitjacket Avenue ?
I think I came Justin Thyme
You’re already turning blue !

Now look at those two playing
Doc Moose and Pippy dear
He thinks he is Santa Claus
Whipping his stubborn deer

He spied on Nurse having a pee
And quickly turned of the light
Which made her pee upon her toe
Because she had no clear sight

Jeannie dear, what have you done ?
Bottled up our Pippy dear ?
The ‘Stute is far to dangerous
For this Ronny child I fear

I think I’d best send you back
To the real blue world out there
To be pampered by the crowd
And no insanity to fear

Happy Birthday to you Pippy
Hope you’ll visit us again
We’re really not that bad
Even though we are insane !


Dear fellow ‘Stutees, may I call upon you to add your own ventures in honour of PIP’s Birthday ?

Lady in Red

~Juliet~< !signature-->

 Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou



[This message has been edited by Lady in Red (edited 06-14-2000).]

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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA
1 posted 2000-06-14 06:43 PM


Most certainly , oh one of red hue
You lead , I'll follow , dancing us two
Though sometimes I'm a little spastic
When trying to trip the light fantastic

'Tis not so easy with these hooves
And though I have the basic moves
At dancing I'm a little rough
Say when your toes have had enough
Doc



Dusk Treader
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since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187
St. Paul, MN
2 posted 2000-06-15 03:29 PM


Passions a little toddler boy?
Now that thought is a little queer
You call for help for our little joy
Poetic assitance I can't render, I fear

A little bump to move this up
To be seen by a talented one
Now give that boy his sippy cup
I can't take the crying of this son!

Nurse Crachet
Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318
They know where I am!
3 posted 2000-06-17 01:39 PM


Where did he come from anyway? I was gonna get him a cake till he turned the lights out on me. (brat)
Lady in Red
Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147

4 posted 2000-06-17 06:04 PM


What an honour to dance with you dear Doc !  

Dear Abe, your mind may be more creative then you thought possible. Thank you for adding your wonderful verse.  

Oh my goodness, dear Nurse.....bad kuck seems to follow you all around.  

I'm looking forward to added Birthday wishes.

Lady in Red

~Juliet

Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou


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