Here we are my deariest friends,
Once again i'm at the end,
Why should I have to love so much,
When it feels like being ran over with a truck,
I'm talking full size semi!!!

Love or lust is a game in my head,
Where I can love the girl purely,
Or just take her to bed.
I am just glad to say I have some control which is really good compaired to some men.

Laugh if you want,
Try and succed,
Of makeing fun of a 6-10 21 year old virgian,
I all can say is you won't succed so nan nan

I have lost my flame that was dear to me,
So now all I can ask is that would you shed a tear with me. : [ :


My lady left saying to me "Get a job, get a life,
Stop this nonsense dream.
Well I look at her right in the eye,
But when I when to say something my brain went dry

So all I can ask out of you,
Please treat me right don't leave me blue,
I didn't know I be in so much trouble,
Still laughning from the pick-up line I used,
I am going to burst,
Oh ya the line was,
If you were a bugger I'd pick you first