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Toddles
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since 2000-07-24
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0 posted 2000-07-24 01:01 PM


When God Was A Girl

When God was a girl she didn't care much
For dollies and Easy-Bake ovens and such.

A very smart child! A genius indeed!
'That God will go far,' everyone agreed.

She broke records in the town of Heaven...
Skipping five grades when she was SEVEN,
Graduating at only ELEVEN.

Now she's QUEEN OF IT ALL... Oh what a joy...
Don't tell me you thought that God was a BOY!

By Todd-Michael Phillips







© Copyright 2000 Todd-Michael Phillips - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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since 1999-07-31
Posts 3023
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1 posted 2000-07-25 10:26 AM


ROFL.....nope, always thought God was a female..

HUGS

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them."


Toddles
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since 2000-07-24
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New Orleans, Louisiana
2 posted 2000-07-25 02:23 PM


As always you made me smile!
Tallulah
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since 2000-07-25
Posts 28

3 posted 2000-07-25 03:17 PM


Do I detect a feminist point of view here, OH MY GODDESS...FABULOUSLY ENTERTAINING!!!
Toddles
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since 2000-07-24
Posts 396
New Orleans, Louisiana
4 posted 2000-07-25 08:17 PM


Thank you RainbowGirl & Tallulah, I'm glad you superior females appreciate this satire!
Toddles
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since 2000-07-24
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New Orleans, Louisiana
5 posted 2000-07-26 06:13 AM


I appreciate all the e-mails even when you are not compelled to vote, because JUST expressing your interest and enthusiasm for this fun piece is reward enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JOY 14
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since 1999-09-22
Posts 1419
Wisconsin USA
6 posted 2000-08-07 07:33 PM


Too cute!
Jamie
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since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168
Blue Heaven
7 posted 2000-08-07 10:11 PM


Isn't satire wonderful



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".



Sudhir Iyer
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since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943
Mumbai, India : now in Belgium
8 posted 2000-08-08 05:30 AM


Satire is wonderful... if with the right tone... and toddles, you have done it quite well...

but then if God was a girl (or a lady)... the She should be called a Goddess...  


regards,
sudhir

Toddles
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since 2000-07-24
Posts 396
New Orleans, Louisiana
9 posted 2000-08-08 03:05 PM


Thanks Sudhir: Actually she says she doesn't care for Goddess because it seems old fashioned. Like Doctoress or Poetess, & she also wants me to tell people how tierd she is of humans assuming that God stands up to pee.

Take care

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22
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10 posted 2000-08-08 06:48 PM


this is real cool thanx
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