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When God Was A Girl

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Toddles
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0 posted 07-24-2000 01:01 PM       View Profile for Toddles   Email Toddles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toddles

When God Was A Girl

When God was a girl she didn't care much
For dollies and Easy-Bake ovens and such.

A very smart child! A genius indeed!
'That God will go far,' everyone agreed.

She broke records in the town of Heaven...
Skipping five grades when she was SEVEN,
Graduating at only ELEVEN.

Now she's QUEEN OF IT ALL... Oh what a joy...
Don't tell me you thought that God was a BOY!

By Todd-Michael Phillips






© Copyright 2000 Todd-Michael Phillips - All Rights Reserved
RainbowGirl
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1 posted 07-25-2000 10:26 AM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL.....nope, always thought God was a female..

HUGS

"If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be.
Now put the foundations under them."

Toddles
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2 posted 07-25-2000 02:23 PM       View Profile for Toddles   Email Toddles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toddles

As always you made me smile!
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Do I detect a feminist point of view here, OH MY GODDESS...FABULOUSLY ENTERTAINING!!!
Toddles
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4 posted 07-25-2000 08:17 PM       View Profile for Toddles   Email Toddles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toddles

Thank you RainbowGirl & Tallulah, I'm glad you superior females appreciate this satire!
Toddles
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5 posted 07-26-2000 06:13 AM       View Profile for Toddles   Email Toddles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toddles

I appreciate all the e-mails even when you are not compelled to vote, because JUST expressing your interest and enthusiasm for this fun piece is reward enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOY 14
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Too cute!
Jamie
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Isn't satire wonderful



Jamie

Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. - Virgil.
"Yield thou not to adversity, but press on the more bravely".


Sudhir Iyer
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Satire is wonderful... if with the right tone... and toddles, you have done it quite well...

but then if God was a girl (or a lady)... the She should be called a Goddess...  


regards,
sudhir
Toddles
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9 posted 08-08-2000 03:05 PM       View Profile for Toddles   Email Toddles   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toddles

Thanks Sudhir: Actually she says she doesn't care for Goddess because it seems old fashioned. Like Doctoress or Poetess, & she also wants me to tell people how tierd she is of humans assuming that God stands up to pee.

Take care
wayoutwalt
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this is real cool thanx
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