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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas 
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Internal Necrolexicon Each year brings another box Deeply bound with glassine locks Shivers racing up my spine As I hear my youngest whine "No mail for me? Poo!" "Angel, this one's for you." Greed overcomes her rant Ripping the tape with nary a pant Averting my eyes, I hear the scream Look to see greasy steam Mayhaps I'm mad as a Hatter But the box seems a little fatter Fearfully I open the box wide Seeing the book nestled inside Instructions For Sacrifice For You Edited by Cthulhu "But I gave last year!!!" Doesn't matter, have a beer And think of what to tell the wife About Angel and her end of life Terminal Greed, it could work I never liked the little dork Messing and whining and carrying on I'd just as soon have all of em gone But, I need them this time of year Standardized Deductions, sign here Open the cover, start to read Mind slipping, nose bleeds Insanity coming as each page turns Brain fodder for albino worms Madness and understanding link I UNDERSTAND IT, I think I'll have this done in no time Internal Revenue Tax Code for 99 And then I see Volume Two Also edited by Cthulhu Alicat, the Persnikitty As I sit here dimly thinking Watching modem lights a-blinking Churning out poetic hash. Lord, in all Your piety, Help me keep my sanity: Please don't let the modem crash! --Alicat |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
How well I remember this taxing endeavor!!! I'll give you my vote if its tax-deductible  |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
I too remember this one... and identify with it! (It's really hard when you're single and own no home, have no kids... on and on and on...sigh...LOL... I think Uncle Sam's getting over 33% of my checks!!!) |
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Geoffrey Sonnen Member
since 2000-07-05
Posts 142Reading, PA USA |
Very imaginatively written. Lot of talent there. You gave me a good laugh there, something I need more of. Thank you. Enjoyed and voted. Peace, Geoffrey |
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Geoffrey Sonnen Member
since 2000-07-05
Posts 142Reading, PA USA |
Just had to come back and say, "Cool title !" Won't forget it, that's for sure ! Thanks, Geoffrey |
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Corazon Senior Member
since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209 |
love this, great imagination  you got my vote |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i love re-readin this golden oldies yuh yuh "Amadeus Amadeus. Amadeus. Amadeus Amadeus. Amadeus. Am Am Amadeus. Come on and rock me Amadeus!"-Falco "don't even lissen to classical music!"-me |
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