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Marge Tindal
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Flicking Boogers
~*Marge Tindal*~

Mama said, "Don't do it ! "
So me and my brother got right to it.
We flick 'em to the left,
flick 'em to the right,
flick 'em behind the headboard
late at night.
Stick 'em to the mattress,
underneath the covers.
Heck, if you look hard enough
you'll find lots of others.
Don't look behind the cuboard doors
when coming down the hall,
cause you'll surely find 'em there
sticking to the wall.
Just in case this little poem
begins to sicken you,
What's that on your screen ?

Ewwwwww !


Now before you all think
I've lost my ever-loving mind,
there's a little boy named Jacob
that thinks this suits him fine.
And that's a challenge
I couldn't resist !




~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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© Copyright 2000 Marge Tindal - All Rights Reserved
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Marge, this is a little gem, it's adorable and sooooo gross!  

Take care,
Melissa Honeybee


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ROTFLMAO Marge.....I worked in an elementary school long enough to know that MOST little boys, no matter the name, would like this just fine....a few little girls too!!!  I have a friend that is a retired kindergarten teacher who is going to just LOVE this one!  Mind if I share it????  Thanks, Bonnie
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I see...you can't use poo poo in a poem, but flickin' boogers just suits you fine!!!ROFL...*wink*

Making me grin a little wider everyday, mom!
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EWWWWWW!
The poem is very cute.
The disgusting thing is there really was something on my screen.  LOL

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Oh, I just love it!  It's so gross, but hysterical!  

sp
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Melissa~
Jacob will LOVE your reply ...
it's right up his alley !

Bonnie~
Oh, by all means share it !
I offered to write a poem on any subject my
little mentor group students chose ...
Jacob said I wouldn't do his ...
now he's a strutting little banty rooster !

Serenity~
Nanny Nanny Poo-Poo !
You ought to REALLY be grinning about now !

JLocke~
LOL !
That kid has just been everywhere !

SnowPants~
Jacob thanks you for the Yucky Face !
See you learned it quickly ... good for you.
~*Marge*~



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Marge,

     Oh my!  What a cute, icky, but cute poem!  lolol.  You have brought a smile to my face   .

                      rp25

[This message has been edited by rosepetals25 (edited 09-17-2000).]
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Marge

You have the greatest imagination and you put it down in this poem.  Great job but GROSS!

            didi
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YOU DIDN'T........yeppers you did alright...cheeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz woman...what are we gonna do with you.  I would hug you but not til you wipe you hands off.LOL


So glad you didn't include the between meals snacks in this .....Now would you mind telling Jacob to stay away from my saddle until he gets past this stage which may just be never.ROFL at you.
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RosePetals~
Glad to catch your smile.
With Jacob's 'icky' little request I can see
I've been catapulted into fame -
Jeez, think it'll make the next book ?

Didi~
Challenged by a seven year old, I'd better
have a good imagination !  
Thanks, Jacob and I have a bet on how many
GROSS comments he gets !

MarkB~
Uh-Oh !  Better check those saddle bags !
Hey, I'll take those hugs ...
Jacob flicked boogers, not me ! ! !

*Thanks to all you zany poets that find
the humor in this little piece.
You've made for a happy little fellow !
~*Marge*~




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ROFL   Too funny, Marge!!

Denise
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absolutely delightful (grinning ear to ear here)
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marge-
  this is great!  too funny...and true.  
  i've spent most of the past 20 years
  working with children of all ages, so this
  really brought a smile to my face.  
  
  love you,
      -vicky
  
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heart, you have not truely met the poet.
                -vlraynes
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Marge~

Disgusting!!!!  Gross big time!!!!  ICK!!!!!
But so funny I am ROFL.  Good one, Jacob!!!  



Lone Wolf


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YYYYEEEECCCCCHHHH! (Jacob is a snot )
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Denise~
Jacob loved the rolling smilie !
Thank you.

Wilfred~
It is a grinner, isn't it?
Jacob couldn't care less if he messes up my image !

Vicky~
Glad it touched a recall with you.
Love you, too.

LoneWolf~
Oh, yeah ... and you just earned Mister Jacob 15 cents more !
Thanks, gal.

Balladeer~
He's in bed now, but I'll share your  
with him tomorrow.  He'll like that too.
He's an adorable little snot.

*Thanks to all of you for helping me make
a little boy grin and grin and grin !
~*Marge*~


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Um..... "Does your booger lose its flavor on the bedpost over night - If you mother says don't flick it do you......"...... eeeeewwwwwww.......
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Marge you are just too much! ha! ha! ha!
I can't quit laughing. Hey! You made it easy for me to skip that sweet roll this morning, and so for that... I thank you. hehehehe

Deb  
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Gee Marge all this time I thought it was
the "Boogie Man" but now I fear we must
say the "Boogie Person"!
Too funny and so little boy like! Guess thats why we find them so adoring.....nona
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Nan~
LOL !  
Glad to see you start your morning off with such sweet thoughts !

BloomingRose~
Well, I don't recommend it for the next diet fad ...  
Thanks for your precious come-back !

Nona~
Jacob is a cute little booger !
He took this to school this morning for share time !
Oh, my ... I'll probably hear from the teacher.
I'm laughing just thinking about it.

*Thanks to ALL of you for your enthusiastic
responses.
~*Marge*~



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Marge,
what can you expect wehen you insist on working with snot-nosed kids.  

Be well
Kethry


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but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-
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Marge--I know for a fact that booger picking and flicking can promote eye-hand coordination...

Very, very wonderful you are, and your poem and your little booger flicking friend.
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aaaahahahaha! Sounds like something my brothers and I would have done. They MADE me do gross stuff. I would NEVER do it on my own....never!  

I needed a good laugh and I've come to the right place!  




...chanson~

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Well I must say you win the award for the most stand-out title...as soon as I saw it I had to read it! lol...that was soooo cute and sooo disgusting, I was laughing the whole time.  Very original...I never woulda thought of that one (maybe that's a good thing....)
Keep up the *unique* work  
Much Love
~Kristin~


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~All that I have found in reason is reason just to not believe.~
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