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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
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Flicking Boogers ~*Marge Tindal*~ Mama said, "Don't do it ! " So me and my brother got right to it. We flick 'em to the left, flick 'em to the right, flick 'em behind the headboard late at night. Stick 'em to the mattress, underneath the covers. Heck, if you look hard enough you'll find lots of others. Don't look behind the cuboard doors when coming down the hall, cause you'll surely find 'em there sticking to the wall. Just in case this little poem begins to sicken you, What's that on your screen ? Ewwwwww ! Now before you all think I've lost my ever-loving mind, there's a little boy named Jacob that thinks this suits him fine. And that's a challenge I couldn't resist ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Marge, this is a little gem, it's adorable and sooooo gross!  Take care, Melissa Honeybee The beauty of poetry gives my soul wings to fly free within dreams |
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BSC
Moderator
Member Elite
since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
ROTFLMAO Marge.....I worked in an elementary school long enough to know that MOST little boys, no matter the name, would like this just fine....a few little girls too!!! I have a friend that is a retired kindergarten teacher who is going to just LOVE this one! Mind if I share it???? Thanks, Bonnie |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I see...you can't use poo poo in a poem, but flickin' boogers just suits you fine!!!ROFL...*wink* Making me grin a little wider everyday, mom! |
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jlocke Member
since 2000-09-10
Posts 169CC,TX |
EWWWWWW! The poem is very cute. The disgusting thing is there really was something on my screen. LOL Love is the law, love under will. |
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snowpants Member Elite
since 2000-09-16
Posts 2061KS |
Oh, I just love it! It's so gross, but hysterical!  sp |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Melissa~ Jacob will LOVE your reply ... it's right up his alley !  Bonnie~ Oh, by all means share it ! I offered to write a poem on any subject my little mentor group students chose ... Jacob said I wouldn't do his ... now he's a strutting little banty rooster ! Serenity~ Nanny Nanny Poo-Poo ! You ought to REALLY be grinning about now !  JLocke~ LOL !  That kid has just been everywhere ! SnowPants~ Jacob thanks you for the Yucky Face ! See you learned it quickly ... good for you. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Marge, Oh my! What a cute, icky, but cute poem! lolol. You have brought a smile to my face .rp25 [This message has been edited by rosepetals25 (edited 09-17-2000).] |
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ddgoose Member
since 2000-07-25
Posts 250Baltimore, MD, USA |
Marge You have the greatest imagination and you put it down in this poem. Great job but GROSS! didi |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
 YOU DIDN'T........yeppers you did alright...cheeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz woman...what are we gonna do with you. I would hug you but not til you wipe you hands off.LOL So glad you didn't include the between meals snacks in this   .....Now would you mind telling Jacob to stay away from my saddle until he gets past this stage which may just be never.ROFL at you. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
RosePetals~ Glad to catch your smile. With Jacob's 'icky' little request I can see I've been catapulted into fame - Jeez, think it'll make the next book ? Didi~ Challenged by a seven year old, I'd better have a good imagination ! Thanks, Jacob and I have a bet on how many GROSS comments he gets ! MarkB~ Uh-Oh ! Better check those saddle bags ! Hey, I'll take those hugs ... Jacob flicked boogers, not me ! ! ! *Thanks to all you zany poets that find the humor in this little piece. You've made for a happy little fellow ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Too funny, Marge!!Denise |
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Wilfred Yeats Member Elite
since 2000-08-04
Posts 2704Wilmington, Delaware |
absolutely delightful (grinning ear to ear here) |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
marge- this is great! too funny...and true. i've spent most of the past 20 years working with children of all ages, so this really brought a smile to my face. love you, -vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet. -vlraynes |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
Marge~ Disgusting!!!! Gross big time!!!! ICK!!!!! But so funny I am ROFL. Good one, Jacob!!!  Lone Wolf Poetry should surprise by fine excess...it should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts and appear almost a remembrance. -J.Keats |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
YYYYEEEECCCCCHHHH! (Jacob is a snot ) |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Denise~ Jacob loved the rolling smilie ! Thank you. Wilfred~ It is a grinner, isn't it? Jacob couldn't care less if he messes up my image ! Vicky~ Glad it touched a recall with you. Love you, too. LoneWolf~ Oh, yeah ... and you just earned Mister Jacob 15 cents more ! Thanks, gal. Balladeer~ He's in bed now, but I'll share your with him tomorrow. He'll like that too. He's an adorable little snot. *Thanks to all of you for helping me make a little boy grin and grin and grin ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Um..... "Does your booger lose its flavor on the bedpost over night - If you mother says don't flick it do you......"...... eeeeewwwwwww.......  |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Marge you are just too much! ha! ha! ha! I can't quit laughing. Hey! You made it easy for me to skip that sweet roll this morning, and so for that... I thank you. hehehehe Deb |
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nona Member
since 2000-03-03
Posts 139Fla |
Gee Marge all this time I thought it was the "Boogie Man" but now I fear we must say the "Boogie Person"! Too funny and so little boy like! Guess thats why we find them so adoring.....nona |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Nan~ LOL ! Glad to see you start your morning off with such sweet thoughts ! BloomingRose~ Well, I don't recommend it for the next diet fad ... Thanks for your precious come-back ! Nona~ Jacob is a cute little booger ! He took this to school this morning for share time ! Oh, my ... I'll probably hear from the teacher. I'm laughing just thinking about it. *Thanks to ALL of you for your enthusiastic responses. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Marge, what can you expect wehen you insist on working with snot-nosed kids. Be well Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Marge--I know for a fact that booger picking and flicking can promote eye-hand coordination... Very, very wonderful you are, and your poem and your little booger flicking friend. |
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Chanson Senior Member
since 2000-08-19
Posts 1559Up Creek w/Out Paddle |
aaaahahahaha! Sounds like something my brothers and I would have done. They MADE me do gross stuff. I would NEVER do it on my own....never! I needed a good laugh and I've come to the right place! ...chanson~ Music, tonal clear & pure, Caresses the harshest of curves. -Song of Gesture |
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Kandi Member
since 2000-06-14
Posts 354North of Hell |
Well I must say you win the award for the most stand-out title...as soon as I saw it I had to read it! lol...that was soooo cute and sooo disgusting, I was laughing the whole time. Very original...I never woulda thought of that one (maybe that's a good thing....) Keep up the *unique* work Much Love ~Kristin~ ~*Things you see the way you see them will never be seen again*~ ~All that I have found in reason is reason just to not believe.~ |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Kethry~ Well, the delight is all mine ! Martie~ I'll be sure and point that out to his mom ! After sharing the poem I wrote for him at school today - now ALL the kids want a GROSS POEM ! Such fame ! Chanson~ Yeah, right ! That's what Jacob's sister said too ! LOL ! Kandi~ Oh, goodie ! An award ! I can hardly contain his enthusiasm already ! Thanks. *Right now you all have earned Jacob a grand total of $3.00, as I promised him 15 cents for each individual reply ! I appreciate the fact that you all enjoyed the humor and the love behind this GROSSED-OUT poem ! So much for my image ! Love you all ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Marge..........! You are bad as that e-mail I sent you. LOL. Hugs BonBon |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Tee-Hee-Hee ! *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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TexUS Member
since 2003-03-20
Posts 228 |
WOW!-that was just too funny! Thanks for the LAUGH |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
TexUS~ Thanks for digging in the archives for this one~ Hope you come back and leave us a post of your poetry/prose~ *Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, the spirit rejoices over what it has left. - Sufi epigram <))>< Email - [email]noles1@to |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
This is too funny Marge!!! Pretty real stuff here! You knew every location; I'm impressed! Glad you told me about your thread--it sure gave me a chuckle! hugs, misc'e |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Gotta keep this around for a while. It's too funny to let go! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Misc~ Tee-Hee ... glad you did get a kick out of it~ Now ... you gotta put the word GROSS on a reply so that Jacob can earn TRIPLE his cash already ! It's a DEAL we have going~ Thankee gal ... Jacob will be just as tickled as I am to see this one again~ *Huglets* ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Angel4aKing Senior Member
since 2006-09-27
Posts 1372USA |
That but be the cutest thing anyones ever done for a little boy....EEEEWWWWW kingsangel |
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