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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2000-09-13 10:46 AM

The other day I met Balladeer,
He was on a new Harley hog.
I asked him where he got it,
He replied, "I'm a lucky dog."

"I was out walking yesterday,
I was feeling kind of down,
When a beautiful blonde on this bike,
Drove by and turned around.

'Take whatever your heart desires,'
She stripped off her clothes and said,
I didn't think her clothes would fit,
So I took the bike instead."

that Balladeer - knows a good ride when he sees one - heh heh

Lorelei54
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since 1999-07-27

Posts 458

1 posted 2000-09-13 10:49 AM

always thinking...

hey, you oughta just come home at noon

X Angel
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since 1999-11-07

Posts 1521
Oregon

2 posted 2000-09-13 11:02 AM

*snicker*
ok you two....behave yerselves!

~Heather

serenity blaze
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since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

3 posted 2000-09-13 01:06 PM

TOO FUNNY!!! I am so enjoying this...thank you, LJ...

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

4 posted 2000-09-13 01:16 PM

Well done LngJhn! Thanks for the smile today!

Best wishes,
/Kit

BSC

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since 2000-02-04

Posts 2919
New York, USA

5 posted 2000-09-13 01:34 PM

Oh guffaw, guffaw.....Snortin' like a "hog" laughing at this one..... Bonnie

Wilfred Yeats
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since 2000-08-04

Posts 2704
Wilmington, Delaware

6 posted 2000-09-13 01:38 PM

I'm holding out for an Indian - Harley's are for the masses ~G~ - good one LJ

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

7 posted 2000-09-13 02:23 PM

LMBO! The title alone got me laughing!
This was great LJ!

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2000-09-13 08:18 PM

Hey, what can I say? The Harley got better mileage!!!

You're a blabbermouth, LongJohn!!!

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

9 posted 2000-09-14 05:21 AM

LJA
I agree with 'Deer and better lines. BTW I think Lorelei want's you to go home for a pre-warmed dinner.

Kethry< !signature-->

"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

[This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 09-14-2000).]

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

10 posted 2000-09-14 06:48 AM

I guess thats as good a way as any to acquire a harley...James

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

11 posted 2000-09-14 06:57 AM

And here I was thinking Deer's preferences had changed. *EG* Baaaaaaaad LJA, telling tales like this! LOL

Marge Tindal

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since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

12 posted 2000-09-14 07:35 AM

Hey !
I was the blonde on that Harley
Gold Wings roaring all the way
Who could resist the Balladeer ?
But you should see what he paid ! !
*winkie* *winkie*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

13 posted 2000-09-14 07:41 AM

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