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LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2000-09-10 08:31 AM


I understand now fully,
The error of my ways.
I shouldn't have meanly attacked
(Then foolishly signed my name).

For lil Rebecca has countered,
With a poem of epic size.
Kitties getting the best of me,
By clawing at my thighs.

And Ruth jumping in with Dove,
Relating for all to see.
A kitty drawing blood because
Kitty thought that Ruth was me!
(heh heh - you gotta shave more often Ruth)

And, oh, it hurts to then read
Denise and Serenity have joined the choir.
I guess I should count my blessings
(Those kitties didn't claw any higher).

And, Kethry?  My fair friend Kethry?
You laugh at WhtDove's fairy tale?
Men.  Even if she's in the outback,
Don't ever mess with this female.

But of the pain inflicted here,
The most bitter for me to take,
Is from my fellow he-men,
Who threw in with the women's stake.

© Copyright 2000 Michael Waterman - All Rights Reserved
serenity blaze
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Posts 27738

1 posted 2000-09-10 10:14 AM


tsk...tsk...well what did you expect?  Lucky for you I just cut my nails...ROFL...now you'll tread lightly amongst the kitties, won't you?   ROFL....
pandora
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2 posted 2000-09-10 10:30 AM


LongJohn! oh my! how special
to see you here, my friend!
It seems these kitty kicking sagas
never really end!
i must have missed so many rhymes
with kitty's as their themes
while i was sleeping peacefully
and dreaming feline dreams...

it sounds like it's been loads of fun!
i'm sorry i missed out...
but later, when my catnips gone,
i will be back about
and join in these shenanigans,
because i MISS you so,
i'll write up one of my sweet dreams
and post it, so you know.
the dream i had last night, longjohn,
you were a mean old fox..
and later you can read it... so...
beware pandora's box!  
    

WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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3 posted 2000-09-10 10:41 AM


Awww LJ    I'm appalled at this!  
Ya know it just goes to show Girls rule, Kitty Kickers drool!  

~hugs to ya~

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082
Victoria Australia
4 posted 2000-09-10 04:21 PM


Touche, LJ

My prayer for the day is O Lord please don't let me be misunderstood, but with an Aussie accent and the support of other friends, I think that's a dubious possibility. Maybe I should pray that you don't understand me too well.

Be well
Kethry.


"It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures;
but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-

JamesMichael
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since 1999-11-16
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Kapolei, Hawaii, USA
5 posted 2000-09-10 04:31 PM


I think you got the point...or should I say the paw with the claw...James
RainbowGirl
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6 posted 2000-09-10 04:32 PM


Sir:  You and these poor little putty cats...LOL

HUSG

"If you always do what you've always done
You'll always be where you are right now."

Author Unknown

Marge Tindal
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7 posted 2000-09-10 05:44 PM


Mr. Kitty Kicker's Reproachful Response to lil WhtDove, et al.

Ahhhh ! Haaaa!
Now you not only confess to kicking them -
but to eating them all too !

Bad !   Bad !  

Look ashamed !  

Bad LongJohn !  
~*Marge*~




~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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suthern
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8 posted 2000-09-11 07:10 AM


True repentance
This ditty is not -
Merely chagrin
That you signed and got caught!
If those kitty claws
Had gone much higher
You'd be doing your singing
In a soprano choir!
(YOUR need to shave
Would lessen then!)
And you be laughed at
By women and men.
But wait! That's right!
You're laughed at now!
Still, we love you
Anyhow! *G*

Hats off to Marge... Wonderful response!! *G*


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