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Don't Ever Marry an Aussie.......translator required

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tracie66
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25 posted 09-08-2000 11:00 PM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

G'day mate~
It's one of those wild Aussie chicks here
what a crack up mate you had me in stitches so much so I dropped me tinnie then spat the dummy now I'm about to put another shrimp on the barbie, wish you were here Balladeer me mate we have a ball.
Oh well see ya later mate
Tracie (one hell of an Aussie chick)
......lol
God that was terrible see what you made me do Balladeer  
P.S to all those who read Balladeers poem, don't believe everything you here....


Love is the life of the soul...
It is the harmony of the universe

Balladeer
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26 posted 09-08-2000 11:22 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Sunshine...always great to hear you giggle  

Tracy66...you make me wish I WERE there! Shrimp on the barbie and a wild Aussie lass cracking a tinnie....life is good!!!!!!!
Eilidh
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27 posted 09-09-2000 05:48 AM       View Profile for Eilidh   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Eilidh

Hooor Mate
Be sweet ya sheila didn't give a rainbow yawn on th' shag and leave ya with a 3 foot dish-licker.  Drag ya had buckley's of gettin' Nookie.  Still coulda all gone down the gurgler.  She coulda been troppo for th' red hots or an Urger and clean th' honey out ya sky rocket.  (Ya know, pull a boat race.)

Cooter Yarn but

She'll be right mate.  
Kethry
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28 posted 09-09-2000 07:01 AM       View Profile for Kethry   Email Kethry   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kethry

'Deer
to lie doggo= roll over and play dead. Now aren't you glad you asked.  
Eilidh, Great message,  it'll be a while till he gets around to translating these.  
'Deer you didn't correct twenty to the dozen it should be nineteen to the dozen.Twenty to the dozen just doesn't make sense
Kethry


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but it is the loss that shapes the image,
gathers the flowers weaves the garland."-
Eilidh
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29 posted 09-11-2000 07:35 AM       View Profile for Eilidh   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Eilidh

translating?  My message is as clear as mud!
Kit McCallum
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30 posted 09-11-2000 07:55 AM       View Profile for Kit McCallum   Email Kit McCallum   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Kit McCallum

ROFL! Wonderful and creative Balladeer! Thanks for the translations, or I fear I'd have been lost. I love your wit, my friend ... terrific read, and a wonderful flow!  

Best wishes,
/Kit
Ann
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31 posted 09-11-2000 08:20 AM       View Profile for Ann   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ann

LOL. This was hilarious and i was splitting my sides with laughter reading it. However, im an aussie girl too and im not TOO sure about some of your references there mate! hehe. i really enjoyed reading this poem and i have to say some of your quotes there were fair dinkum right on the spot! great work!



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32 posted 09-11-2000 05:46 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Eilidh....geesh!! Clear as mud seems like a good description! Thanks for sharing some of the local lingo  

Kethry...thanks for the definition. My ex-wife must have been Australian. She had the lie doggo down to a science  

Kit...hehe. Thanks for the comment. Always good to see you smile  

Ann....thank you and welcome. I always try to be as fairly dinkum as possible!! Glad you enjoyed  
Isis
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33 posted 09-13-2000 07:49 PM       View Profile for Isis   Email Isis   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Isis's Home Page   View IP for Isis

Giggles very good work Sir Balladeer!  

Not all Aussie sheilas are quite this way mate!! At least I hope not!  LOL

Come on over here anytime hon, and we'll make an Aussie of you yet!!  

Thanks for the laugh hon  

*Friendship is a horizon - which expands whenever we approach it...*
~Isis~Goddess~~Sovereign of the Spirit~


Paula Finn
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34 posted 09-13-2000 10:37 PM       View Profile for Paula Finn   Email Paula Finn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paula Finn

I am never disappointed when I visit you sir...thanks for the grande laugh
Dee
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35 posted 09-14-2000 07:40 AM       View Profile for Dee   Email Dee   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dee

You little ripper, Balladeer. This one's a pearler. Luckily we Aussies have a sense of humour.
Dee
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36 posted 03-11-2013 01:48 AM       View Profile for Alison   Email Alison   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alison

This really should be reposted. It's too funny to languish in the archives.

A
 
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