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The Zit (repost by request!)
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The Zit (repost by request!) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Oh dear, my friend, you will never believe it! My face is grotesque! I have a huge zit. Right there on my jaw for all to see it’s as big as my face, quite literally! Tonight at dinner I turned my head and smacked a guy who almost fled! His glasses went flying, he nearly choked he looked ready to kill me - I waited to get poked! Though I try really hard to squeeze out a pop I can’t get that thing to let loose of one drop! I’ve even tried using my Ginzu knife! Maybe it’s there for the rest of my life. I’ll buy it a wig and draw on a face and proudly display it every place. Just think of it this way, I’m never alone I’ll have in my zit, a chaperone!  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Sharon - I remember well the first time you posted this poem, and it is still OUTRAGEOUSLY funny. You wrote it so well, the way it flows, and draws laughs with every verse. |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
Hehehehe....Sharon, I really got a kick out of this one way back when...and it still amuses the mess outta me!  |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
I remember this one  I should print this one out and give it to hubby.You have made something touchy really, really funny! Great job! |
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Bruce Junior Member
since 2000-08-02
Posts 15Internet, Cyber-Space, Everywhere |
Sharon, this is absolutely disgusting! And funny as all get out! I don't ever want to hear you say anything about my writing again!!!  Bruce ...I like libraries. It makes me feel comfortable and secure to have a wall of words...around me. -Zelazny |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Sharon- This is hilarious! I love it!!  -vicky |
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JnR4eva Member
since 2000-08-07
Posts 377Bronx, NY |
ahahahhahahahahahahahah your chaperone??? ohhh mannn this is toooo funny thank for sharing "my love is my motivation my love is my inspiration perception of this poem is your interpretation" -- rlt |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
Squeeze out a pop!!!! yucky to the enth degree..... blah... made me screw up my face. But apart from that... I thought it was funny. Thanks for it... I think Linda M. |
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English Rose Member
since 2000-08-20
Posts 211Berkshire, England |
EEEEwwwwww!!! de Vine!!!! I think I'm gonna hurl......I'll be laughing while I do it though.!! |
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