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The Cure...for my GREAT friend LongJohn :)
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The Cure...for my GREAT friend LongJohn :) |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Balladeer told LongJohn, "I got this darned migraine! and I can't think of anything to take away the pain." LongJohn said,"They are really tough. I get those suckers, too but I can cure them real fast.I'll tell you what I do..." "When I first feel it coming on with pains above my eye I get home fast as I can drive and grab my Lorelei. I take her to the bedroom and I ravage her 'til dawn and, by the time we're finished, 'deer, that migraine is all gone." "That's not a bad idea", 'deer said. "I'll give it a shot. No medicines have helped me out so what the heck! Why not?" They said goodbyes and two weeks later they met once again and LongJohn said, "Hey, 'deer, old buddy! How them migraines been?" "LongJohn, it's been miraculous! Those headaches are no more! I wish I'd known about that simple remedy before! I can't thank you enough, good friend, for giving me advice and I'll tell you something else, good pal...your house is really NICE!!!" |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
When you're good, you're very good, and when you're bad, you're excellent!!! (At least that is what I surmise...hee hee) |
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ladysixstring Member
since 2000-07-27
Posts 374 |
I must confess... I saw the ending coming... and still, though, you had me laughing until I cried!!!! -jaimie Website: www.ladysixstring.com |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
ouch....!!! that's gotta hurt... rofl |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Balladeer.... I laughed myself to tears on this one!!! Of course, that's kinda hard on a close friendship, huh?? Oh, this really is one of the best around!!!!!< !signature--> Today is a gift.... That is why they call it 'the Present'! [This message has been edited by Sunny1 (edited 08-22-2000).] |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
Balladeer... carried away or something...  hilarious stuff... but a touch too trite, a bit too RAW... slightly below the belt... I am very sorry that I did not enjoy it as much as I would have liked... I wish things had been a bit conservative...not this: "When I first feel it coming on with pains above my eye I get home fast as I can drive and grab my Lorelei. I take her to the bedroom and I ravage her 'til dawn and, by the time we're finished, 'deer, that migraine is all gone." but what the heck that's my viewpoint... as a poet... you are way beyond compare... way too good...  brilliant for all occasions...regards, sudhir |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
serenity....and when YOU'RE here, I'm happy. Thank you...ladysixstring...yes, it was a little predictable but I was on a 5-minute break so I gave it what I had  . Thanks for enjoying..Rebel...yeah, but he's real resiliant! Sunny1...your laughter is making me laugh! Thank you very much Sudhir..I didn't realize ravaging one's wife could be considered raw...but what do I know? Your comments are always appreciated.. |
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juliet_2u Senior Member
since 2000-07-23
Posts 1125North Carolina |
Ohhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyy gawddddddddddddd ROTFLMBO. This is too hilarious !!! Am I sick to find this so funny?? Hehe. Can't stop laughing. Juls |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
The pitch... a big fat juicy off speeder that screamed "HIT ME!" The bat connected with a resounding "WHACK!" ... and the crowd watched it sail away over the centerfield wall and beyond. Can't say I didn't see it coming, but it scored all the same. Peace! Ya dirty old man. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
saw it coming saw it coming, I even ducked! Let the talented War of Wits Continue! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Hilarious! Can't wait to see LgnJgn's response! Corinne |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer, Forget about Long John I want to know Lorelei's response? |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Good God Balladeer I feel a terrible migrane coming on.....can I get your address....it's unbearable...please help!!!!! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
sounds like you two rogues have it in for each other's.   *wink* |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I thought we agreed to keep this cure "under the covers"? You are too funny 'deer! LJA says..."I see!" |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
lol this would be funnier but I have a migraine today.....  you two men are behaving quite badly!! I like it!!!!! ~H |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
Oh my GOSH--you guys are too much! BEHAVE!!!! Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Hello Balladeer, I am so glad that I came by to read this. It's a gas, and I don't have any to pass! Well done, as the others of yours that I have read. |
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Alle'cram Senior Member
since 2000-02-28
Posts 1816Texas |
You are a hoot!! LOL |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
actually Alle "Hoot" is the nurse, but that's another story...unless ol 'Deer is moolighting on us....are ya? Oh and 'Deer bout those lil silky things I loaned ya for last friday....whassat pink stuff on it? *smirk* love ya, I do! |
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RobertB Senior Member
since 1999-09-26
Posts 1104Champaign, IL |
Oh Oh....kill or cure??? hehehehehe if you can dream; you can fly...if you are flying; you are dreaming. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ You're a real character ! I like the way you instigate errrrr ... retaliate ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Oh my! It's beginning to feel like the good old days around here again!Denise |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Ravaging... Simply Ravaging... |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Loved this Balladeer! Way too good for mere words ... ROFL! Best wishes, /Kit |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
I see you still have em It's good to see this War still lingers on! Predictable? Well, yes. But hillarious? You got it! Oh LJ where for art thou? LOL |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Between all the chuckles I see the sweet Lorelei simply smiling to herself and loving the battle more and more. Loved it much..you know I did.ROFL |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
If love's the food of poetry. Play on, and I'll reap the happiness benefits. Kethry "It is the image in the mind that links us to lost treasures; but it is the loss that shapes the image, gathers the flowers weaves the garland."- |
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