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Balladeer's Cattle Call - A True Story of Thespian Beginnings
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Balladeer's Cattle Call - A True Story of Thespian Beginnings |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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Being of the thespian bent, young Balladeer tried out for the play. And so it became the topic when his dad picked him up each day. Knowing the parts had been posted, he asked what role was ‘Deer's. ‘Deer replied, "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great!" his father responded, "I always knew you would make the play." "And don't be discouraged with your part, there'll be better ones coming your way." "After all, this is the your first show, and for everyone there must be a start." "Keep up the good work and before you know it, you'll get a speaking part!" |
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Sudhir Iyer Member Ascendant
since 2000-04-26
Posts 6943Mumbai, India : now in Belgium |
What a stylish pulling-of-the-leg... Balladeer... respond.... ASAP (now this should be fun...) regards, sudhir. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
roflmao.....ouch...speaking part... ouch... |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMAO - LJA's back, and he's back in style! |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
Hi LJA.... Speaking from a female point of view...this was funny, and I really enjoyed it, even though I know there are men who talk more than we do!! Ha!! Ha!! Today is a gift.... That is why they call it 'the Present'! |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
LJA Good One, but I think your asking for it from Mr. Deer. You put the Ball in his court and I believe he's going to run with it soon. Be ready to defend.   Garfield |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
He he he... Speaking volumes here LJ... but then if I recall correctly, you're recenly married and still allowed to make a squeak or two.  Peace! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Andrew! you hit the nail on the head...not only does he squeak, he bellows!!! But he does it with such love and passion and the making up is worth the noise. LJA...always putting down marriage...but I Love being married to YOU! |
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X Angel Senior Member
since 1999-11-07
Posts 1521Oregon |
*SIGH* well if men had anything to say we'd let 'em talk! *smirk* >;oÞ~~~* |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
ROFLMAO----oh dear.....DEER is gonna come back with such a speaking part....self rehearsed and not of script. Watch out LJA.....the house is full of kitties tonight.lol. |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
LongJohn, there you go again... saying hurtful things! As if we kitties weren't enough... you slam girls with gold rings! You say all wives don't let their men talk out at all! How dare you! Wives are just like kitty cats - Watch out! Our claws could scare you!  You take the Bard of Passions and insult him here in public! While he is running for the top man of this fine Republic! I thought you were his running mate -?? Now, why can't you be civil? This feline is quite angry with these nasty lines of drivel! geez.... meeeeeeoowwwta here! |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
LOL!  Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Wonderful! Guess this is why I got divorced after 20 years of marriage..I thought he had disappeared. Seems I was wrong, he just shut up!  |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL You are a riot, Mike! This is hillarious! Great replies too!Denise |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
 hee heeYou're certainly keeping me entertained tonight... thanks for all the laughs. See ya, Linda M. |
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