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Alicat
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0 posted 2000-08-10 06:55 PM


My baby's in the freezer
She will not come outside
She got inside and closed the door
And left me here to fry

The air is like an oven
And all I do is sweat
But my baby's in the freezer
Where it's cold and dark and wet

All my fans burst into flames
Only steam comes from the tap
But my baby's in the freezer
Snoring in her nap

She laughs at me when I beg for ice
She wants to keep her hoard
But we'll see who gets the final laugh
When I cut the freezer cord


Alicat, the Persnikitty
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As I sit here dimly thinking
Watching modem lights a-blinking
Churning out poetic hash.
Lord, in all Your piety,
Help me keep my sanity:
Please don't let my modem crash!


[This message has been edited by Alicat (edited 08-10-2000).]

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Tara Simms
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1 posted 2000-08-10 07:00 PM


A bit hot, eh, Alicat?  I can relate to this one!

Take me as I am or watch me as I go

doreen peri
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2 posted 2000-08-10 07:11 PM


whoa!!! levels upon levels of metaphor!! this poem is HOT!.... unless of course your baby is really in the freezer and if that's the case, could you take her out before she wets and the ice gets all icky?

hehe   enjoyed much

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3 posted 2000-08-10 07:13 PM


AliCat~
LOL !
That hot, huh ?
Delightful chuckle.
~*Marge*~


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Balladeer
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4 posted 2000-08-10 08:19 PM


Your baby's in the freezer?
Well, I hope this nonsense ceases.
When she comes out don't squeeze her
Or she'll break up into pieces!

She may think that she's a cool one
Having all that to herself
But it's such a miniscule one
And it doesn't have a shelf!

Some day she'll want your lovin'
Run her fingers through your hair
And, when she's hotter than an oven
Just give her the Frigidaire!!!

Sunshine
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5 posted 2000-08-10 08:22 PM


Oh your baby's in the freezer
a cool, cool one indeed!
My baby broke my freezer,
and now I'm just Frost-free!

Meadowmuse
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6 posted 2000-08-10 08:25 PM


Delightful discourse ~    

~ Claire

Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau


WhtDove
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7 posted 2000-08-11 10:08 AM


ROFL Ali!  This was a good laugh!
Could you fry an egg on the sidewalk?
Make pancakes on the drive?
Boil water on the hood of your car?

Then that's pretty

  Great one to start my day Ali! ~Chill~

LngJhnAg
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8 posted 2000-08-11 10:13 AM


Your baby's in the freezer?
And you let her sit in there?
If the lid is off the ice cream,
You'll be eating lots of hair!

Alicat - this is a very light-hearted poem.  I foretell lots of responses, oh Great Kitty.

Corinne
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9 posted 2000-08-11 10:15 AM


It's a hot one, like seven minutes from the noonday sun...
Sudhir Iyer
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10 posted 2000-08-11 10:20 AM


The cat's baby, she is in the freezer,
And the cat, he is out of his bag,
Maybe baby just has a headache, geezer,
Or maybe she is giving you a red rag
....

COOL COOL stuff... oops
HOTT HOTT stuff

there I go again...  

nice poem alicat...

regards,
sudhir

RainbowGirl
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11 posted 2000-08-11 12:34 PM


ROFL...What a title !!....Poor baby...*g*

HUGS

Alicat
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12 posted 2000-08-11 01:40 PM


Thanks guys...ya'll are all great!!!

I think Balladeer summed it up best with his response poem though.  

And Whtdove, I'm not sure if I could do any crosswalk cookin here...it's only around 115-120.  


Alicat  

X Angel
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13 posted 2000-08-11 03:09 PM


dis is silly Mister Kitty
*wink*
~H

hoot_owl_rn
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14 posted 2000-08-12 08:55 AM


ROFLMAO....and I thought you'd written a poem about sperm banks  
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