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Call an Exorcist!!!!!! (True Story, Really)
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Call an Exorcist!!!!!! (True Story, Really) |
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BSC
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
The neighbors dog got out last night, And ran off in the blink of an eye; The old man searched all around, Calling loudly and then a huge sigh. In the morning, bedraggled, "Bud" came back, Placed a dead hare at his master's feet, The old man remembered this rabbit, As the tame one from down the street! Not wanting to get into trouble, He took it and scrubbed it all clean, Then blew dry the fur on this bunny, Till the coat had a soft, rabbit sheen. Then he snuck unseen across the lawns And laid the poor thing in it's cage, Ran quickly back to his own yard, Avoiding his neighbors rage. Later that day he heard a scream, The lady had found her dead pet Always appearing a gentleman, He went to see if she needed a vet. The lady trembled, shivered and shook, She stared down where the rabbit did lay, Filled with pure terror as she said, "I buried him yesterday!!!!" [This message has been edited by BSC (edited 08-05-2000).] |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
BSC, What a cute poem! Hehehe.. you made me laugh out loud!  rosepetals25 |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFL!!!!! I love these hare-raising tales!! Great one!  |
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ellie LeJeune Member Elite
since 2000-01-10
Posts 4156King of Prussia, PA USA |
Oh, Bonnie; HAHAHA! This is a great story. I read it to Laura and we had great laugh. love, ellie |
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Sunnyone Member Ascendant
since 2000-07-06
Posts 5334Staffordshire, England |
BSC... this was great!!! Got a good laugh, especially since I used to have a dog who would bring me someone's frozen Christmas goose off of their porch every year!!!! I have but one goal in life......... To make you smile! ~~ Sunny ~~ |
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BSC
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Rosepetals- Thanks for reading, glad you enjoyed. Balladeer - "Hare" raising indeed, thanks for reading. Ellie - Glad you and Laura shared a laugh. Sunny1 - Frozen Goose!!! A dog that brings you Christmas gifts, that's pretty cool. Thank you all for your replies, I really do appreciate them. Bonnie |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
LOL ... good one Bonnie ... boy can I relate ... every time I bury one of the neighbours cats ... our dog digs it up  |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Thanks for the laugh t'nite! Funny story, and well written! |
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Meadowmuse Member Elite
since 1999-12-27
Posts 3263 |
Laughing here too, Bonnie...this is hilarious! (and well written) ~ Claire Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
I enjoyed this true tale...James |
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BSC
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since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Thank you all for reading, glad you got a laugh....Rex, don't you just hate when that happens??? Bonnie |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Hey Bonnie that's too funny I loved it...did'nt ya get a kick out of the Balladeer's reply about hare-raising stories...ha ha just great.. |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
This was great. I got a good laugh out of it. Thanks! Michael |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
What a great story, Bonnie...beats my cat story hands down...no, don't even ask..I ain't telling! wonderful writing! |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Oh Bonnie ... honestly, you had me laughing completely out loud ... startled my poor husband! This was brilliant, I just loved this story!!! Best wishes, /Kit |
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BSC
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Member Elite
since 2000-02-04
Posts 2919New York, USA |
Ethome - Sure did...."hare-raising"!!!! Auguste- Glad you enjoyed. Martie - Thanks...Ok, what's the cat story, you can't ask me not to ask, come on, tell me, please.....come on..... Kit - I did the same thing when I heard about it, got a good laugh from that one. Thank you all for reading and for your great replies. Bonnie |
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Alle'cram Senior Member
since 2000-02-28
Posts 1816Texas |
Bonnie, LOL I'M PRINTING!! This is great! |
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allan Senior Member
since 2000-04-09
Posts 620On the road |
Brilliant! |
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Elizabeth
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since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
LOL! Elizabeth Why ME??? |
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