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Seymour Tabin
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0 posted 2000-08-03 02:09 PM


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       Menage memorandum    
                                                    She wakes, the bride of Frankenstein
Retires to her bathroom shrine                                             Where she showers and towels her hair
And plucks her brows to nearly bare.

She creams her face a mystic sheen
The pallor of an English queen.
Depilator's her hairy legs
And paints her eyes like Easter eggs.

She manicures her hands and toes
A little powder on her nose
A pinch of cheek to whisper pink
Hangs earrings that would rouse a shrink.

She changes cloths a dozen times
Each time each look she pantomimes.
And challenges the mirrored wall
To show the fairest of them all?    

Startles me with a piercing "HEY,"  
Good God, "I look like hell today."



[This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 08-03-2000).]

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Sudhir Iyer
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1 posted 2000-08-03 02:11 PM


How amusingly true...
Oh! The vanity of it all...

Seymour, well done and very much enjoyed ...

regards,
sudhir

Sunnyone
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2 posted 2000-08-03 02:29 PM


Hi Seymour...
             This is really great!!! Ahhhhh,
     what we girls go through to look nice
     for the boys!!  
             I had fun reading this, and
     now I must go and pluck my brows!!!


I have but one goal in
life.........
To make you smile!
~~ Sunny ~~


Corazon
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3 posted 2000-08-03 02:30 PM


I remember this one, and I still love it...yep guess we all have days like that...on tuesday I tried on 4 pairs of jeans and still left unhappy *g*
Sunshine
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4 posted 2000-08-03 02:34 PM


ROTFLMAO

Don't know that I needed such a visual aid, but your poem certainly made its point today!



Karilea
When you want to be loved, look within...KRJ

Seymour Tabin
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5 posted 2000-08-03 06:15 PM


Sudhir,
thank you.

Sunny1,
Enjoyed the comment.

Coragon,
Thank you for the *g*

Sunshine,
Love you too.

Corinne
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6 posted 2000-08-03 06:20 PM


Hangs earrings that would rouse a shrink. -

Hilarious line!

Great imagery here, penned with a punch!

Corinne

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7 posted 2000-08-03 06:20 PM


Seymour, that's why I always follow the rule of thumb ~ "Less is More" ~ funny stuff, fella.

~ Claire

Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?......Henry David Thoreau


Martie
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8 posted 2000-08-03 06:56 PM


I paint my lips a velvet green
and die my hair jet black
and creamy white colors my cheeks
with blotches of haystack (that's a color
I just made up cause it rhymes with black)

Cute poem Sy...made me smile for sure...I'm with Claire on the less is more theory, not the clothes but the rest...he he..

Elizabeth Santos
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9 posted 2000-08-03 06:58 PM


And there is a little bit of exageration between the lines
Funny poem
Liz

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10 posted 2000-08-03 07:02 PM


Seymour~
Oh, my ... where your mind does take us !
How amusing.
Love ya'
~*Marge*~


~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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Seymour Tabin
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11 posted 2000-08-03 08:08 PM


Corinne,
Nice comment.

Claire,
Funny is a point of view.

Martie,
The rest is the best. *L*

Elizabeth,
So your beginning to read between the lines.
Love Sy

Marge,
Men also have foibles. *L*

menage a demideux
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12 posted 2000-08-03 09:01 PM


ceci ressemble à d'Ogden Nash! il est fabuleux! je L'AIME! vous êtes un bon poèt! merci pour l'usage d'une partie de mon nom au titre !!!

je suis menage a demideux.....  

Menage #1
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13 posted 2000-08-03 09:09 PM


Oh, SIGH.... You've found us out... Vatever shall vee do, mon ami????...
Seymour Tabin
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14 posted 2000-08-04 08:52 AM


Menage a demideux,
Resembling Ogden Nash is a nice compliment. Haven't read any french since school and I'd hate to tell you how long ago that was. Thank you for the nice comment.

Menage#1,
Just keep doing what you doing.

menage a demideux
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15 posted 2000-08-04 11:57 AM


monsieur sy... zee francais i  have spoken, she first says resemblance to Ogden Nash as zee praise of your poetic pen... zen she sends zee thank-you for the quote of my name in zee title in zis piece...  
Menage Numero Trois
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16 posted 2000-08-04 02:04 PM


ahhh vat eeez thees??? Poetreee veeth zee mention of zee menage, but no Menage au Trois?? Vat has thees world been coming to?

Vee may hev to deep you in shockolatee sauce!
And zen ooh lalala zee theengs vee shall torment you through!

Nice poetree Monsieur Sy, *sly vink* vee all know you secretly dream of zee menage at night!

*kissssssssssssssss*
je t'adore bon ami

Trey of zee terrifying trio< !signature-->

vous pouvez penser que vous me connaissez mais vous faites? Je ne suis pas qui vous vous attendez à ce que je soit



[This message has been edited by Menage Numero Trois (edited 08-04-2000).]

Auguste
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17 posted 2000-08-04 02:34 PM


Seymour,
Simply delightful...I loved every line...good work!

Auguste






JamesMichael
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18 posted 2000-08-04 03:17 PM


Hey, I know a woman that did the same thing...plucked her brows to nearly bare...why I don't know...maybe she's messin around with this Frankenstein guy...thats what I said to her...Oh God!!...James
Nan
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19 posted 2000-08-04 09:50 PM


Sy, are these rumors about you and the menage true??? Do tell???...
Seymour Tabin
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20 posted 2000-08-04 11:34 PM


Menage a demideaux & Menage neumero trois,
Ooh lalala dipped in zee shoclolate sauce.
je t'adore bon ami. *L*

Auguste,
Thank you.

Jmlee1-5,
Enjoyed the comment.

Nan,
Do tell, but I'm not. *L*

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