hah, Keilo... I guess that's the best response...
Oh, I might have mistook you... do you mean eloquent in speech, or eloquent in poetry?
For speech I'd say "pardon me" is pretty durn good. I try to say it often.
And when you're shocked, say "goodness!"
[This message has been edited by Local Parasite (11-06-2002 04:09 PM).]