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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 04-14-2000 07:41 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

I am stereotyped as being a little weird
Iím typecast in the play though I never feared
Sometimes I get the sniffles then a nose- bleed
For Iíll never muster the sweet romantic lead

Iíll never send Ingrid White Dove off in a plane
Iím not Humphrey Wayoutwalt I play too insane
I could never say ďFrankly my dear I donít give a damnĒ
Iím not Clarke Wayoutwalt I havenít got the gams

I could never be Super Wayoutwalt. Oh Yuh!
If Lois Poet Devine called for help Iíd shrug and just say ďHuh?Ē
If Marilyn Lost Dreamer was in my train car tonight
Iíd prolly stay dressed as a girl and thatís not thinkin right

Seven brides for seven Wayoutwalts you believe
If they were all Doris Nan youíd not here me grieve
And for all the leading ladies I somehow have missed
Line up after Balladeer if youíre waitin to be kissed




 All Day I Dream About Stanzas!!
© Copyright 2000 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Lost Dreamer
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1 posted 04-14-2000 07:47 PM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

ROTFLMAO, Oh you did it this time Walt! LOL
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2 posted 04-14-2000 07:51 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

LOL...a 'little' weird? YOU ..nah! A whole big weird is what you are!  LOL

This is cute! Thank you for including me in your poem...you'll aways be SuperWalt to me!  

Martie
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3 posted 04-14-2000 07:55 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

I love a man that can laugh at himself--Thanks for the smile!!
CMGrimm
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4 posted 04-14-2000 07:58 PM       View Profile for CMGrimm   Email CMGrimm   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CMGrimm

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Great one Walt.....great....lol.



 Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON.


Nan
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5 posted 04-14-2000 08:45 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

But walt... I think Balladeer may have a date tonight... You think Bob is busy???...
Mike
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6 posted 04-14-2000 08:59 PM       View Profile for Mike   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mike

And the Oscar goes to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wayoutwalt.  (and Grouch comes along free as an added bonus)

One of your best... truly a WOW (wayoutwalt) masterpiece.
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7 posted 04-14-2000 11:07 PM       View Profile for Aimster   Email Aimster   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aimster

this was ROLF funny..good poem walt. i don't think you are weird...just artistically different. at any rate...great poem!

amy  

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8 posted 04-14-2000 11:22 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

You are funny man ...not wierd ...just er..different. Very different.

Jeffrey
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9 posted 04-14-2000 11:25 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

Hey if you weren't weird you'd have to be.....normal...*GASPS*  ROTFL, Walt! This is great!

 *Krista Knutson*

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
~*Albert Schweitzer*~
Marilyn
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10 posted 04-14-2000 11:31 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Oh my walt.. I was not expecting my name to be in this cast of characters. I am honored that you included me. This was wonderful and definately one for the walt favorite's list.  

Oh...so you don't have to wait in line......***SMOOTCH***
WhtDove
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11 posted 04-14-2000 11:54 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LMBO Walt! You know you're a super Walt-a-roo!!  Thanks for thinking of me.  And here's a Mooch for ya too, see not standing in line are ya?  
tracie66
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12 posted 04-15-2000 06:47 AM       View Profile for tracie66   Email tracie66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tracie66's Home Page   View IP for tracie66

This was a wonderful read~
Great poem Walt I really enjoyed it.
Tracie~


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13 posted 04-15-2000 06:55 AM       View Profile for serenity blaze   Email serenity blaze   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for serenity blaze

Aaahh...you've talked me into it.

But first kiss is just for you!

Weird, my friend...
Nay--slightly bent--
like chair a rockin'
heaven sent!
wayoutwalt
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14 posted 04-15-2000 10:29 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

yuh i wrote this cuz i was getting a little blue bout the fact i was trying to go straight by writing a poem bout me just bein a pile of dirt and it was a sad sad sad poem but peeps replied that it was funny and that blew my mind so yuh i am stereotyped o the heck well...o and as to the last line all ya'll get in line after balladeer cuz he got there first to gimme a smooch...he was dressed like tony curtis in some like it hot..o i love old movies yuh

 All Day I Dream About Stanzas!!
Mistikman
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15 posted 04-15-2000 10:58 AM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

Bahh, you are not typecast in my eyes walt, I love your serious stuff   This was rather hilarious though  
Irish Rose
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16 posted 04-15-2000 02:44 PM       View Profile for Irish Rose   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Irish Rose

Roses always blush when kissed.
They tend to droop in line, but with a little encouragement, they might withstand the anticipation!!
I liked it!

 Kathleen

Michael
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17 posted 04-15-2000 04:24 PM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

ROFL - You da man, Walt!  Break all their hearts!!!  Love this.


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18 posted 04-15-2000 08:49 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Walt, I hate to break it to ya, but you just ain't my type!!!!....but your warped sense of humor is. You're a LUNATIC! (a strong word of worship)
wayoutwalt
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19 posted 04-16-2000 12:27 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

yuh the one reply i was on pins and needles for and he says he's not my type..sigh o well toerag? any other takers any please any other tony curtis look a likes hmmm?
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