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Gotta Bad Reputation - I do!

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poetFemmeFatale
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0 posted 04-13-2000 11:22 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Janet, you got me going on this, (not intentionally of course) and I just couldn't stop!  ROFLMAO  Guess you sort of inspired it!  hehe  Gee, aren't you proud?  LOL  


~ Gotta Bad Reputation - I do! ~



Now Janet, you know we have great taste in men -
But I'm telling you girl, with true love, I can't win!
All of the men here are so scared of me -
I can't even wink, they run screaming from me!



Is it my name, or the way that I look?
I love to watch sports, and I am a great cook!
Janet, do tell me why I have to beg -
The men, they just whimper & wet down their leg!

(surrounded by puddles, I am)  

I need to bribe someone to say something *nice*
'bout how sweet I am, that I'm not made of ICE...
I really don't bite & I do not have fleas
I've got pretty toes....and er....yeah, sexy knees!?!?

I'm not quite as lethal, as some seem to think -
I do shower often & my feet don't stink.
I don't ride a broom, and I'm not in denial
I won't bite your head off if you try to smile!  

I know some here see me as heartless & bad
Some of you hate me, and that makes me sad...
I'm just as human as any of you -
I do make mistakes, I'm not perfect, it's true.  (sniff)

I just try to smile & make you guys laugh
(sigh)...I could show the group - a nude photograph!  LOL
All of you then would break out in a roar...
Fall out of your chairs, yes, and wet on the floor!  



Janet, do tell me why I have to beg -
The men, they just tremble - and wet down their leg!
So either way, I am surrounded with pee
I really don't care what you all think of me!

ROFLMAO
            


I love each and every one of you, even if you hate me!
(throwing packages of Depends to the group!)
and an extra package to PdV!  
Geesh Janet, you bring out the best in me girl!      er...thanks.

© Copyright 2000 Gennifer David - All Rights Reserved
Jeffrey Carter
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1 posted 04-13-2000 11:32 PM       View Profile for Jeffrey Carter   Email Jeffrey Carter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Jeffrey Carter

pFF....who said anything about hating you?
Want me to beat 'em up?.....lol

If anything I'd say you're smart and sassy
but that's what I love about you to me you're really classy

PS Ask me and I will tell you

Jeffrey
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2 posted 04-13-2000 11:33 PM       View Profile for Sven   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sven

Alright!!  Who said that you were made of ice?  Not me!!  In fact, I would say that you're made of something much less hard and unyielding. . . like Jello!!!  LOL

This was just TOO FUNNY!!!!           

And just for the record, I have complete control over my *ahem* bodily functions!!  LOL

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 That which gives light must endure burning
--Victor Frankl

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3 posted 04-13-2000 11:36 PM       View Profile for WhiteNite   Email WhiteNite   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhiteNite's Home Page   View IP for WhiteNite

  I love it when you guys make me laugh. Thanks for the poem, I hope I don't fit in that category of men... =)

There's something "nice" waiting for you in the challenge Jan made.  

I don't feel anything running down my leg either... but if I had to guess I'd have to say, that they must be intimidated by you, that's why they run away.... oh geesh.. I'm still trying to rhyme over here.... =)

Later,
Dave

 "The storm rises up when the shadows descend
every beat of my heart every day without end
I will stand like a rock I will bend till I break
till theres no more to give if thats what it takes
I will risk everything I will fight I will bleed
I will lay down my life if thats what you need
every second I live thats the promise I make"

I have no idea who wrote this... tell me if you know. =)


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4 posted 04-13-2000 11:42 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

ROTFL Ms. femme!  What a riot!      

 *Krista Knutson*

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
~*Albert Schweitzer*~
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5 posted 04-13-2000 11:45 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I guess you know when old age has you in it's grip when you need 2 boxes of Depends!!!  
poetFemmeFatale
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6 posted 04-13-2000 11:47 PM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

(slapping leg in hysterical laughter at PdV!)
I am Sooooo glad you saw that!  Little inside joke that I can't seem to shake!  LOL  
Can anyone tell I've had too much caffeine tonight?  ROFLMAO  
WhtDove
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7 posted 04-14-2000 12:21 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFLMAO!!!  And Depends too! haha very funny Gen  
Janet Marie
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8 posted 04-14-2000 01:16 AM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

SO for all of this...I get the blame???
Well, I'll take it then... and with no shame.
Besides it is all meant in the name of fun..
and maybe we will all be good friends when its done.
Nothing wrong with a little harmless flirtation.
that shouldnt soil a poets reputation.
I think we will all find true love in time...
my biggest concern is...
I CANT SEEM TO STOP TALKING IN RHYME.  

YOU CRACK ME UP GIRL.
NOW MOP UP THE FLOOR. LOL

PoeticKnight
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9 posted 04-14-2000 09:26 AM       View Profile for PoeticKnight   Email PoeticKnight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PoeticKnight

Somehow I am reminded of Led Zeppelin. In three songs they borrow a line from an old blues song... "Squeeze my lemon, and let the juice run down my leg." I don't know why I was just thinking that.

Ciao
Pepper
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10 posted 04-14-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

You are too cute, pFF ....  
I can't imagine anyone not loving your marvelous spirit .... 'S' ..
Thanks for the chuckles ....

 "This is where you will win the battle .... in the playhouse of your mind."
Maxwell Maltz
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11 posted 04-14-2000 10:24 AM       View Profile for Danny Holloway   Email Danny Holloway   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Danny Holloway

NUDE PHOTOGRAPH?????  Now your talking!!!!
and sexy knees....WOW. My kind of woman!!!    One thing though, I will have to check you for fleas, so if you will just remove all you clothes and walk over here please  (are we in adult??  oops!)LOL
pFF, this is so good (funny). I don't understand why you have a bad reputation...i did not tell anyone what we did in the city park at midnight....except....well maybe....
(smiling)
just teasing, your the best, and you write great poetry too!
One more thing, the only time i wet down my leg was when Cindy Crawford rode in my taxi.
ROFL.
I'm outta here...............grining!




[This message has been edited by Danny Holloway (edited 04-14-2000).]
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12 posted 04-14-2000 10:31 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

ROFL   This is too funny, Gen! Great poem!But I can't honestly think of anyone who dislikes you or is afraid of you. But you have the right attitude if someone did!

Denise
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ROFL....oops...gets out the mop, dang, thought I had that problem taken care of  
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14 posted 04-14-2000 11:53 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Well gen if you Gotta bad reputation, its because you are bad, always running around naked flashing people, getting down on your Knees batting eyes (if that isn't the biggest teasing image...)
Well I think you shouldn't change, it would get pretty boring around here without a little revelry from the baddest girl in town.
So get down and beg, and we'll stay nervous, its not a bad thing.... nervous excitment.

Parker
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15 posted 04-14-2000 11:58 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

Just don't pee on me Parker, K?     Thanks man, for the "support" strap you loaned me...(ahem)....er....where does this thingy go?  
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16 posted 04-14-2000 03:03 PM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

The only pee from me
Is from laughter you see
For my loving sis
Has me amiss

To hate you unreal
Tis only love we feel
You keep us in stitches
By showing us beach pictures.


Maybe instead of a nude you should put in the picture of you with the seaweed?  LOLOL
That would get them all going.  Love ya.
 
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