Ala bam a
It's time to move on...(As Jeffrey Carter said)
I think I'll take some Ex-lax, (my stomach feels like lead)
Now I'm running outta luck, Got behind this chicken truck,
Exlax is working, gotta move on, down to the truck stop and hit the john.
Mr. Carter, you're poetry's great, keep up the good work, you're really first rate.
Welcome to Passions, you'll love the folks here, But watch out for LongJohn and the damned Balladeer!