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Ms. 'Deer's response to Toerag's "Don't treat your man like a dog" poem

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Balladeer
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0 posted 04-11-2000 11:21 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer


Dear Mr. Toerag,

Your cruel words about my husband make my sad eyes wince.
I'll have you know I love him and I treat him like a "prince".
When he comes home dog-tired from work from killing all those bugs
He doesn't want to wake me so he just sleeps on the rug.

He may not be a Doberman but he's no kind of hound
I'm proud to say he's of a breed that I have seldom found.
He'd never dog around on me. He's always within reach
Our marriage vows are quite enough to keep him on a leash.

He's my good Shepherd, guarding me and right there at my side,
Bulldoggish in his best attempt to keep me satisfied.
There's not one hair on him I'd change, albeit, I suppose
It WOULD be nice if some nights I didn't feel that cold nose!

Whenever he howls at the moon, well, I know what that means.
I don't need to be asked twice to get out of my jeans!
And when he gives that puppy look and whimpers  "Honey, please...."
I open up my blouse and say, "OK, 'deer, pickinese!!!"

No mutt my man...a greyhound heading for the finish line
Is how I view my lovemaking with that sweet man of mine.
I only wish he didn't reach the finish line so fast
But, like the champion he is, he'll never finish last!  

He's told me about Toerag, the cur, the leader of the pack
With all the social graces and the qualities you lack.
Don't chase me, boy. There must be something else that you can do.
I'm living with the Big Dog, not a litter pup like you.
© Copyright 2000 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 04-11-2000 11:37 PM       View Profile for WhiteNite   Email WhiteNite   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhiteNite's Home Page   View IP for WhiteNite



Feel the love baby!!!! =)

 "The storm rises up when the shadows descend
every beat of my heart every day without end
I will stand like a rock I will bend till I break
till theres no more to give if thats what it takes
I will risk everything I will fight I will bleed
I will lay down my life if thats what you need
every second I live thats the promise I make"

I have no idea who wrote this... tell me if you know. =)
mariee66
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2 posted 04-11-2000 11:39 PM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

(schlap!)

Ohh... that had to hurt the ol' Toe!

Great comeback!!
LOL!!


[This message has been edited by mariee66 (edited 04-11-2000).]
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3 posted 04-12-2000 08:11 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO @ greyhound... Great poem, Deer!
WhtDove
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4 posted 04-12-2000 08:19 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!! Most excellent come back! Oh, poor Toe is cowering now.
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5 posted 04-12-2000 10:09 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Brilliant!!! I loved this...  
Mistikman
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6 posted 04-12-2000 10:56 AM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

LOL this is hilarious, well done    
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You can always be counted on for a creative come back! This is hillarious!  

Denise
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8 posted 04-12-2000 11:32 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Balladeer,
Enjoyed all the little whites,
The samples of delights.
And I'm sure toe will come back,
With a bag full of black.
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Great comeback, Ms.Deer ....
Marge Tindal
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10 posted 04-12-2000 03:14 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Oh, dear - Oh, deer~
It's very clear.
Toerag is in a fix.
Ms. Deer is making sure
that her dog knows all the tricks.

She'll fight to the end
for this Greyhound Grand Sire ...
He passes up the hydrant's
just to light her fire !
~*Marge*~


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I'm not sure who, but I know for certain that someone here is a sick puppy...
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12 posted 04-12-2000 06:30 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Whitenite....couldn't have said it better myfelf!

mariee66..yeah, but he won't be off his feet for long! Thank you  

Suthern...I kinda thought you would like that part  

Dovey...yeah, cowering while planning revenge!!

deVine one...and I love your liking it. Thank you...

Mistikman...I thank you, sir.

Denise...and you can be counted on for a kind reply. Thankee, ma'am

Sy...Of that I have no doubt!

Pepper...Why, thank you (I say in my best falsetto voice)  

Marge...That he does but he still thinks he'll never see a poem as lovely as a tree!!!

Nan...around here you never know what you might in-cur  
Toerag
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13 posted 04-13-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

LOL.....well done there Rover......and the part about "not one hair on his head I'd change".....LOL...I thought you had more than one wig old man?....
 
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