Ala bam a
For those that don't really know me,
I'm a crazy kinda guy,
I love to mess with Balladeer,
And this is the reason why;
He's a master at this poetry,
The best I've ever seen,
He's warm, intelligent and caring,
His wisdom is so keen.
He's a friend when friendship's needed,
He's an expert with words so fine,
He's wasted all his talent,
Killing bugs with all his time.
There's very few people these days,
That can put their thoughts to words,
Like Balladeer does so expertly,
To compete is quite absurd.
I wish him only health and prosper,
I think his talent's rare indeed,
Someday I want to meet him,
I guess I'm drunk it's plain to see!
Balladeer's a real pleasure,
To read and learn and envy,
I wish him health and fortune,
(But not with my hard earned money).
Someday he and me and LongJohn,
Will meet in a bar somewhere,
Balladeer the designated driver,
(The Comedy Channel should be there).