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I am too Sexy for my Poem !

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Elizabeth Santos
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0 posted 04-10-2000 11:27 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Iím Too Sexy for my Poem

I write my poems in modesty
But as everyone can plainly see
For those who really knowíem
Iím too sexy for my poem

I write in metered phrase
I really donít know other ways
But they tell me all the time
Iím just too sexy for my rhyme

Too sexy for each written word
Too sexy to be ever heard
To make it even so much worse
Iím just too sexy for my verse

It seems everyone has felt it
And I simply cannot help it
I try so hard not to show it
Iím just a sexy little poet

Now I say this with decorum
Iím too sexy for this forum

And to shed revealing light
Iím just too sexy for this site

Iím too sexy to be read
And itís like I always said
Itís really going to my head

IíM JUST TOO SEXY FOR THE WEB!


Me
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Sunshine
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1 posted 04-10-2000 11:33 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

LOL at modest, demure Elizabeth!!!  

 Sunshine
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Danny Holloway
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2 posted 04-10-2000 11:38 AM       View Profile for Danny Holloway   Email Danny Holloway   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Danny Holloway

You are just the sexiest person I know. Glad to know you! (smiling in admiration)
Loved reading this poem... such creative imagination you have.
Corazon
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3 posted 04-10-2000 11:40 AM       View Profile for Corazon   Email Corazon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corazon

love this, very cute, very well done *g*
Parker
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4 posted 04-10-2000 11:49 AM       View Profile for Parker   Email Parker   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Parker's Home Page   View IP for Parker

Liz, what should I say....
Your just too sexy for this post.
Seymour Tabin
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5 posted 04-10-2000 12:53 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Elizabeth,
I liked your little sexy bit
and thought about your sexy wit.
It's the sexist thing I ever read,
and the sexiest thing you ever said.
Love Sy
hsystems
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6 posted 04-10-2000 12:57 PM       View Profile for hsystems   Email hsystems   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hsystems's Home Page   View IP for hsystems

LOL, Liz!  Very clever and creative poem - thanks for starting my day off with a smile!


Troy

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7 posted 04-10-2000 01:06 PM       View Profile for SEA   Email SEA   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for SEA

Elizabeth~ LOL!!   this is so great! Love it!-SEA
mariee66
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8 posted 04-10-2000 01:43 PM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

You're so sexy it hurts... like the song... right  

Good job Liz~
Loved it!
Marie~
Marge Tindal
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9 posted 04-10-2000 02:23 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Lizzie~
What did you put in your coffee
this morning?
We ALREADY knew all of that ...
now YOU know it, huh?
LOL !  Girlfriend ... you just rock !
So nice to see your spirits lifted !
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
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JamesMichael
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10 posted 04-10-2000 03:38 PM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

You're too cool Liz...this reminds me of the song "I'm too sexy for my Body".  It was a crazy romp...maybe you could do a new version.   James
NamelessOne
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11 posted 04-10-2000 03:43 PM       View Profile for NamelessOne   Email NamelessOne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for NamelessOne

Hehe i love your wit and style, oh yeah your modesty too... great work
TerryW
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12 posted 04-10-2000 03:46 PM       View Profile for TerryW   Email TerryW   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit TerryW's Home Page   View IP for TerryW

Elizabeth,
     Lovely!  This has made my day.  I can walk around all afternoon with a grin, and everyone will want to know what I'm thinking about!!!      

 ~you reached inside, you touched my heart,
and I am all the better for it~
Terry A. Woodson, Jr.
Cerenity
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13 posted 04-10-2000 03:55 PM       View Profile for Cerenity   Email Cerenity   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cerenity

Hi Liz,

You are SO, SO SEXY im at a loss for words, all I can do is laugh.

Cerenity
Thurman
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14 posted 04-10-2000 04:31 PM       View Profile for Thurman   Email Thurman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Thurman

Bravo!!  There is a lot to you. More than one could imagine.
RainbowGirl
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15 posted 04-10-2000 05:40 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

So that's where all my hormones went Liz...Now give them back - pretty please..

HUSG

You little devil, I love this..   
passing shadows
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16 posted 04-10-2000 05:52 PM       View Profile for passing shadows   Email passing shadows   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for passing shadows

oh...I'm streaming laughing tears here...this was absolutely great!
Martie
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17 posted 04-10-2000 06:07 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

There you go, just calling attention to your sexy self agian...sheesh!!!  You are just too sexy and what a great combination is sexy and funny.
Elizabeth Santos
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since 11-08-1999
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18 posted 04-10-2000 06:58 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

I wrote this poem a while ago, but today I had the nerve to post it. My kids thought it sounded funny coming from me. I thank you for all your responses, which in themselves made me laugh. We do have our fun, don't we? What would life be without a hearty laugh once in a while. Believe me, I need to laugh right now. And besides, I really am quite sexy! (she says modestly)
Liz
Aria
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19 posted 04-10-2000 07:03 PM       View Profile for Aria   Email Aria   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aria

My friend cerenity-1 showed me this page and read me this poem.  now i'm hooked, but if it hadn't been for such a great personality of a poem i probly wouldn't have bothered!
ArŪa
wayoutwalt
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20 posted 04-10-2000 07:05 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

OMG this is the best poem i ever read in my whole entire life and im 24 yuh so i read alot my first poem i ever read was now i lay me down to sleep a classic for sure and now this one oman oman has any one told you your too sexy for yuor girdle too sexy for your girdle especially when you run the hurdles your so sexy your busting loose so sexy your busting loose elizabeth you silly goose!!!

 All Day I Dream About Stanzas!!
Elizabeth Santos
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Pennsylvania


21 posted 04-10-2000 07:14 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Aria, You should stick around. There's alot of great poetry on this site, and a lot of craziness also. Whatever you like in poetry, it's here. Please sit down, make yourself at home and stay a while

Liz.

Hey, wayout. Your responses are also way out. Thanks for your comments (?) and for reading this poem
Liz
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22 posted 04-10-2000 07:22 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

See, I would have thought this was just a cute little joking poem if I hadn't met you in person but, having done so, I must declare.. IT'S TRUE!!!!
weaubleau
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23 posted 04-10-2000 08:14 PM       View Profile for weaubleau   Email weaubleau   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for weaubleau

i have no idea what you really look like, but the assertiveness of this poem has me excited to no end!

Aimster
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24 posted 04-10-2000 08:16 PM       View Profile for Aimster   Email Aimster   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aimster

Liz-

This was cute and hillariously funny. You go Ms. SEXY THANG!! LOL. It really is great that we all can share some really deep emotions w/ one another..but it's also great to have a good laugh. This was a perfect end to my day. Thanks much!!

Take care
AMY  
You're too sexy for my response LOL.

 ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~
 
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