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Toerag
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since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


0 posted 04-09-2000 11:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I've tried and I've tried,
But I just seem to fail,
But I can't get into yahoo,
Nor into my mail?

But I still got here,
Which I accomplished with ease,
To harass Balladeer,
That bucket of sleaze!

And to say hello,
To all of you folks,
Miss you all terribly,
And all of your jokes.

Couldn't meet LongJohn,
Or his sweet little bride,
But been working my ass off,
And that aint no lie!

I see some great work here,
New faces and old,
But the talent's still awesome,
As your poetry flows.

So howdy ya all,
Hope you're all doing well,
And to you too dear Suthern,
Have I got stories to tell!

Toerag still lurks here,
Like a miserable rash,
I'll be back for old Balladeer,
Like a "gas he can't pass!"

Yall be good now ya hear?

© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Poet deVine
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since 05-26-99
Posts 25869
Hurricane Alley


1 posted 04-09-2000 11:32 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Your name on the list in Open6 was a treat. Made me smile even before I read the poem. Hope you are well...we all miss you!  
Marge Tindal
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since 11-06-1999
Posts 43042
Florida's Foreverly Shores


2 posted 04-09-2000 11:34 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Toe !
How wonderful to see your smiling face  
Back here among the human race.
You just kindly made my day ...
so glad you dropped in to say
HOWDY !
Love ya'
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com

Corinne
Member Ascendant
since 10-28-1999
Posts 5247
state of confusion


3 posted 04-09-2000 11:42 AM       View Profile for Corinne   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corinne

Howdy yourself, you old toe!
Just thought you should know
we miss your cantankerisms so!
So fix that danged old boat anchor you got,
or buy a new one, you've got money, what?

Workin' so hard,you can make time
so buy that pc and get back here to ryhme.

Cor
Seymour Tabin
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since 07-07-99
Posts 32119
Tamarac Fla


4 posted 04-09-2000 11:42 AM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Toe,
Glad to see you posting and toasting. And I'm sure Balladeer will send a bum steer.
Balladeer
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since 06-05-99
Posts 26302
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA


5 posted 04-09-2000 12:05 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Oh, no! Not again!! Dear Lord, help me, please!
We're infected again with the Toerag disease!
Our own little taste of the boob-onic plague
I'll welcome ya, Toe, soon as I lift my leg.

It HAS been too quiet I must freely admit.
I suppose I should welcome your quite feeble wit
And, when you've had enough, you can holler out WHEN!
Then slink outta town like you do now than then.

A sincere welcome back to ya, turtle lips!  
WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 07-22-99
Posts 9561
Illinois


6 posted 04-09-2000 01:01 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Hiya Toe!! I, like Sharon, smiled when I saw your name here too!

Miss ya bud! Glad ya popped in to say hello and harrass that Balladeer  
He needed it ya know!


LOL@Balladder  

 <*\\\><

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!


ElektraXOXO
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since 04-07-2000
Posts 31
San Antonio Tx


7 posted 04-09-2000 01:07 PM       View Profile for ElektraXOXO   Email ElektraXOXO   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ElektraXOXO

Very funny, I know I have come to the right place to meet the most wonderful people....
I love your work
Martie
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since 09-21-1999
Posts 28608
California


8 posted 04-09-2000 01:24 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

Howdy Toe--glad to see you are still as ornery as ever and boy have we missed you around here!!
Elizabeth Santos
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since 11-08-1999
Posts 9405
Pennsylvania


9 posted 04-09-2000 01:31 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

So glad to see ya, glad you're here
To spar again with Balladeer
He's been depressed, not quite the same
Since Passions hasn't seen your name
And we aren't having any fun
Without your loaded poet's gun
Please stay a while
Love ya
Liz
dhuron
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since 03-19-2000
Posts 476


10 posted 04-10-2000 05:24 AM       View Profile for dhuron   Email dhuron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit dhuron's Home Page   View IP for dhuron

Funny Post!

Enjoyed reading, and from the replies I am awaiting for a future post?



 The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, not the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship."

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

suthern
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since 07-29-99
Posts 20770
on the threshold of a dream


11 posted 04-10-2000 10:22 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

suthern's heart is all yours
You've known that for years
But for those stories you have
This gal is all ears! *G*
To say that I miss you
Doesn't begin to express
How lonely it is without
The source of my happiness.
Perhaps it is my fault
Your email is broken
For sending the "miss you"s
This silly bitch has spoken.
Hurry on back, sweets
To harass Balladeer
And to send me your smooches
You're greatly missed, dear!
Pepper
Member Elite
since 08-19-99
Posts 3134
Southern Florida

Official Passions Reader
12 posted 04-10-2000 11:10 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

We all smile now,
Toerag, my dear
When we see your name
Amongst us again
Hey! Howdy!

Sunshine
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Member Caelestus
since 06-25-99
Posts 67715
Listening to every heart


13 posted 04-10-2000 11:29 AM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Right back at you, dear ol' Toe,
we've missed you more than you know...

and cannot await to see you harass
blimey ol' LJA and Balladeer's sweet - - -
wayoutwalt
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since 06-22-99
Posts 5106
TEXAS (it's all big)


14 posted 04-10-2000 06:25 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

hehehe yuh snd not a reference to we texuns talkin like that either gotta respect that
Corazon
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since 02-02-2000
Posts 1301


15 posted 04-10-2000 06:55 PM       View Profile for Corazon   Email Corazon   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Corazon

love it when you post one of these howdy's....so howdy back....and you too o&o...was very unsociable this morning, but a days hard work has made me appreciate the finer things....friends like you two    
Denise
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since 08-22-99
Posts 23002


16 posted 04-10-2000 10:17 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Hey Toe, miss ya!

Denise
 
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