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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-04-09 11:28 AM


I've tried and I've tried,
But I just seem to fail,
But I can't get into yahoo,
Nor into my mail?

But I still got here,
Which I accomplished with ease,
To harass Balladeer,
That bucket of sleaze!

And to say hello,
To all of you folks,
Miss you all terribly,
And all of your jokes.

Couldn't meet LongJohn,
Or his sweet little bride,
But been working my ass off,
And that aint no lie!

I see some great work here,
New faces and old,
But the talent's still awesome,
As your poetry flows.

So howdy ya all,
Hope you're all doing well,
And to you too dear Suthern,
Have I got stories to tell!

Toerag still lurks here,
Like a miserable rash,
I'll be back for old Balladeer,
Like a "gas he can't pass!"

Yall be good now ya hear?


© Copyright 2000 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
1 posted 2000-04-09 11:32 AM


Your name on the list in Open6 was a treat. Made me smile even before I read the poem. Hope you are well...we all miss you!  
Marge Tindal
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Florida's Foreverly Shores
2 posted 2000-04-09 11:34 AM


Toe !
How wonderful to see your smiling face  
Back here among the human race.
You just kindly made my day ...
so glad you dropped in to say
HOWDY !
Love ya'
~*Marge*~


 ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
noles1@totcon.com


Corinne
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since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167
state of confusion
3 posted 2000-04-09 11:42 AM


Howdy yourself, you old toe!
Just thought you should know
we miss your cantankerisms so!
So fix that danged old boat anchor you got,
or buy a new one, you've got money, what?

Workin' so hard,you can make time
so buy that pc and get back here to ryhme.

Cor

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla
4 posted 2000-04-09 11:42 AM


Toe,
Glad to see you posting and toasting. And I'm sure Balladeer will send a bum steer.

Balladeer
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5 posted 2000-04-09 12:05 PM


Oh, no! Not again!! Dear Lord, help me, please!
We're infected again with the Toerag disease!
Our own little taste of the boob-onic plague
I'll welcome ya, Toe, soon as I lift my leg.

It HAS been too quiet I must freely admit.
I suppose I should welcome your quite feeble wit
And, when you've had enough, you can holler out WHEN!
Then slink outta town like you do now than then.

A sincere welcome back to ya, turtle lips!  

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245
Illinois
6 posted 2000-04-09 01:01 PM


Hiya Toe!! I, like Sharon, smiled when I saw your name here too!

Miss ya bud! Glad ya popped in to say hello and harrass that Balladeer  
He needed it ya know!


LOL@Balladder  

 <*\\\><

YOUR LIFE IS NOT A COINCIDENCE. IT'S A REFLECTION OF YOU!



ElektraXOXO
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since 2000-04-07
Posts 30
San Antonio Tx
7 posted 2000-04-09 01:07 PM


Very funny, I know I have come to the right place to meet the most wonderful people....
I love your work

Martie
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since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049
California
8 posted 2000-04-09 01:24 PM


Howdy Toe--glad to see you are still as ornery as ever and boy have we missed you around here!!
Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269
Pennsylvania
9 posted 2000-04-09 01:31 PM


So glad to see ya, glad you're here
To spar again with Balladeer
He's been depressed, not quite the same
Since Passions hasn't seen your name
And we aren't having any fun
Without your loaded poet's gun
Please stay a while
Love ya
Liz

dhuron
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since 2000-03-19
Posts 476

10 posted 2000-04-10 05:24 AM


Funny Post!

Enjoyed reading, and from the replies I am awaiting for a future post?



 The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, not the kindly smile, not the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone believes in him and is willing to trust him with his friendship."

--Ralph Waldo Emerson


suthern
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Louisiana
11 posted 2000-04-10 10:22 AM


suthern's heart is all yours
You've known that for years
But for those stories you have
This gal is all ears! *G*
To say that I miss you
Doesn't begin to express
How lonely it is without
The source of my happiness.
Perhaps it is my fault
Your email is broken
For sending the "miss you"s
This silly bitch has spoken.
Hurry on back, sweets
To harass Balladeer
And to send me your smooches
You're greatly missed, dear!

Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
12 posted 2000-04-10 11:10 AM


We all smile now,
Toerag, my dear
When we see your name
Amongst us again
Hey! Howdy!


Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
13 posted 2000-04-10 11:29 AM


Right back at you, dear ol' Toe,
we've missed you more than you know...

and cannot await to see you harass
blimey ol' LJA and Balladeer's sweet - - -

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)
14 posted 2000-04-10 06:25 PM


hehehe yuh snd not a reference to we texuns talkin like that either gotta respect that
Corazon
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since 2000-02-02
Posts 1209

15 posted 2000-04-10 06:55 PM


love it when you post one of these howdy's....so howdy back....and you too o&o...was very unsociable this morning, but a days hard work has made me appreciate the finer things....friends like you two    
Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648

16 posted 2000-04-10 10:17 PM


Hey Toe, miss ya!

Denise

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