My puppy is white and has pink skin and lots of hair
But two guesses what he does to my diningroom chair?
He lifts his leg and you know what comes next I am sure,
How much more of this, I don't know if I can endure!
The vet says cut them off, but this I cannot bring myself to do,
The pain he will suffer will be more than if I had the flu.
But cleaning the rug, often twice a day is not fun
Why put him outside afterwards - when he's already done?
He has been my best friend in times of need and affection.
Never would I think of ridding myself of him, what rejection.
For without him by my side, I would be lonely and quite sad.
All I can say to him is you are "bad" - "bad" - "bad"!
Loving him is beautiful but those stains are real!
Any suggestions on how he will ever get over this deal?
Those two pink things he has hanging from his rear
Oh well, give him another week, for my Cody is a dear...