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Balladeer's Secret Life

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Marilyn
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0 posted 04-07-2000 11:26 PM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Marilyn

I saw a man was lurking,
In the corner of a shop.
They were not selling watches,
Or tackle or a mop.

Their specialty was delicates,
A lady just might wear.
Some things were quite naughty,
And bold beyond compare.

He tried to peek in change rooms,
When the door became ajar.
One lady smiled right at him,
Closed the door and slid the bar.

He scanned the store, began to drool,
At the pleasures on display.
He had to make a purchase,
Take it home to make his day.

He waited home most patiently,
For the moment to arrive.
Opened up the little bag,
For passion he did strive.

He looked upon the fabric,
Felt it's touch upon his skin.
He felt a glow begin to grow,
From some where deep within.

He had to know, he had to see,
The combo he had bought.
He looked in to the mirror,
In bra and panties he was HOT!
© Copyright 2000 Marilyn - All Rights Reserved
Dawn Eclipse
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1 posted 04-07-2000 11:34 PM       View Profile for Dawn Eclipse   Email Dawn Eclipse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dawn Eclipse

LOL, that was a very funny piece!  I enjoyed it immensely.  

 "It is in our aloneness
that we recognize our oneness,
even as the single droplet of water
knows also that it is the sea."Daniel

*Cassie Roseen*

Balladeer
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2 posted 04-07-2000 11:38 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Sweet Marilyn told her true love
She had a negligee
So hot to make his eyes bulge out
And really make his day.

So, while he waited, she went in
And took off all her clothes
Then came back out with nothing on
Except a pair of hose.

"Here's my new outfit", she exclaimed.
Her eyes quite brightly twinkled.
"What do you think?", she smiled. He said
"It's nice but why so wrinkled?"  
Alwye
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3 posted 04-07-2000 11:44 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL!!!!! What an image this evokes!  Great job Marilyn!  And Balladeer, shame on you, making fun of such a wonderful lady!  I think someone should punish you!       Oh Toe, where are you?  

 *Krista Knutson*

As soon as man does not take his existence for granted, but beholds it as something unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
~*Albert Schweitzer*~
Mistikman
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4 posted 04-07-2000 11:44 PM       View Profile for Mistikman   Email Mistikman   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Mistikman

LOL this is hilarious Marilyn, excellent work indeed  
Janet Marie
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5 posted 04-07-2000 11:58 PM       View Profile for Janet Marie   Email Janet Marie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Janet Marie

WAY too FUNNY
i think BOTH of you need a good spanking...
i also think BOTH of you would enjoy it!!
THANKS for the good hard laugh...
very creative Marilyn...you too bad boy B.
take care , jm
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6 posted 04-08-2000 12:08 AM       View Profile for Dusk Treader   Email Dusk Treader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dusk Treader

ROFL!  Marilyn that is too funny!  Balladeer, how could you!  Saying that about Sweet Marilyn?  I agree with JM, Marilyn should give you a good spanking!  

You two are great!  


 Abrahm Simons

"...Watching fate as it flows down the path we have chose" - Trent Reznor, "We're in this Together"
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7 posted 04-08-2000 03:33 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Marilyn~
LOL !
This was a great spoof !
It was a spoof ... wasn't it ?
(what color were they ?)

*Balladeer~
LOL !  Uh - oh !
You're in for it now !
~*Marge*~



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ESP
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8 posted 04-08-2000 05:27 AM       View Profile for ESP   Email ESP   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ESP

LOL....this is a great poem, Marilyn!! I totally enjoyed it!

Love and hugs,
Lizzie



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INclan
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9 posted 04-08-2000 07:40 AM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

All I can say is, "You two deserve each other!"
Pepper
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10 posted 04-08-2000 09:03 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

What a picture you paint, Marilyn!  
LOLOL
Excellent .....
Marilyn
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11 posted 04-08-2000 09:48 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Thankyou all for your kind replies. I knew everyone would get a kick out of this piece.

Balladeer:

I moved toward my willing mate,
Fire in my eyes.
I ran my hands once over,
The hose upon my thighs.

I smiled at him and in reply,
To the words that he had spoke.
"The hose are stretched and wrinkled,
Did you wear them as a joke?"

He turned six shades of crimson,
And I knew there in a flash.
He had a little fetish,
He hated things that clash.

I found he had been chumming,
With a man I thought was dear.
He learned this little fetish,
From a man called Balladeer.
Martie
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12 posted 04-08-2000 12:18 PM       View Profile for Martie   Email Martie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Martie's Home Page   View IP for Martie

LOL and more thanks for the laugh this morning Marilyn...this was great and well done of course.
Justin Tolerable
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13 posted 04-10-2000 12:50 PM       View Profile for Justin Tolerable   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Justin Tolerable

And they say I'm Intolerable...lol.
 
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