Light hearted fun !
I have a friend called Jonny Ren
Who isnít much like other men
He thinks that heís a little mouse
And crawls around his little house
Eating cheese and chewing strings
Doing lots of mousey things
Running round the kitchen floor
Curling his fingers like little paws
Scratching floors and wooden doors
I watch him moving on all fours
At first I thought he was totally mad
But now when I see him I feel glad
Cause he lives his life the way he pleases
Scurrying round and eating cheeses
"shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"