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Indiana Walt: Raiders of the Lost Archives (retitled)

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wayoutwalt
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0 posted 04-06-2000 09:37 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

Today I woke up a little bit saddened
Usually I am more just a bit maddened
With a flare in my eye
And my hair sitting high
But today I just woke up a bit saddened

My cheerios are wet. You may say, "So what?"
But I canít even say ďWhat crawled up your butt??!!Ē
Because Iím just durn sad.   (sigh)
My best days are gone
I ain't got nobody
And my dog is dead

He didnít like wet cheerios
I donít like them either
And Alpo we both agreed
We donít like it neither
So before he died
And before I cried
As he howled
And as I scowled
We sang a lil song goes like this:

Ohhhhhh ďThe archives are gone
The archives are gone
Thatís why Iím here
Singing this song
(Howwwwwwwllllll!)
Thatís my dog crying
Cuz the archives are gone
Open one
To
Open five
(Howwwwwlllllll!!)
Pretty durn soon
One of us wonít be alive
(howl?)
Iíd like to say we love you good Ron
But durnit today the archives are gone!!
(thud)

Yeehaw! That was wayoutwalt with ďThe Archives Are GoneĒ



†All Day I Dream About Stanzas!!




[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 04-07-2000).]
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1 posted 04-06-2000 09:44 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

*gasp* Nooooo! The archives CAN'T be gone! Whatever will we do? *wails* How will we survive!

*Elizabeth gets away from the computer to take a higher dose of her medication*

Elizabeth


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2 posted 04-06-2000 09:47 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

It's okay, Walt, they aren't gone for good...they'll be back real soon, don't you worry! Cute poem!

Denise
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3 posted 04-06-2000 10:06 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

yuh i know D its just that if only i could get my hands on a copy of all my classics i just know in my heart i could publish a book of poems on the new york times best seller list but i only feel like tryin today alas no archives o well what coulda been
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4 posted 04-06-2000 11:39 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL!!! THUD...he didn't drop because the archives were gone ya know? it might have been the singing  

A good laugh Walt-a-roo!
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5 posted 04-07-2000 06:54 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i bumped it up cuz it had a silly title hehe now whats it got

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6 posted 04-07-2000 09:15 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

now what's it got? soggy Cheerios    Couldn't resist bud...LOLOL sorry!
I still get a laugh out of this...thanks  

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7 posted 04-07-2000 09:19 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Walt, you are certifiably NUTS!!

(I like that in a man)  
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8 posted 04-07-2000 09:58 PM       View Profile for Meadowmuse   Email Meadowmuse   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Meadowmuse's Home Page   View IP for Meadowmuse

Poor Walt...the archives shall return...but what of your poor wailin' dawg??

Thanks for the poem/song/laugh  

~ Claire
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9 posted 04-08-2000 03:44 AM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Walt~

I heard you howling
like a dog with the hives ...
a pretty good lament
over the 'missing' archives !

Judas Priest ...
hope they're not gone long
Don't think I could take
another verse of this song !  

*You are just the greatest
warped mind I know ... well,
you and Balladeer !
~*Marge*~


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10 posted 04-08-2000 04:42 AM       View Profile for JamesMichael   Email JamesMichael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for JamesMichael

Yeah...I noticed too Walt cause I was trying to  print up all my poems and put them together in a folder so I could give them to my friend Tina for a wedding gift..don't worry I was going to give her some money also so not all is lost...how does $20,000 sound...or better yet how does it look...ha...ha...James
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11 posted 04-08-2000 07:00 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i'm coo coo for coco puffs if anybody gots any also have no fear my dog isn't dead he's a wee pup a wee-weeing on the carpet wee pup

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