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jeremyc
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since 2000-02-21
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0 posted 2000-04-06 04:03 PM


one day a man was sitting
with his paper spread
when his wife began hitting
him with a pan on the back of his head

when the blitz had ended
he asked her for a reason
after that she vended
that he'd committed treason

she showed him a paper,
she held it in her hands
said she, omitting vapor:
"it says mary, and i found it in your pants"

"surely you remember,"
said he with force
"the horse race last december,
"well mary was a horse"

the wife was finally satisfied
and continued with her work
but shortly after, this bride
was once again berserk

the man questioned again
after he'd been mauled
replied his wife, with a devilish grin:
"mary, the horse just called"

© Copyright 2000 Jeremy - All Rights Reserved
Aimster
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since 2000-02-19
Posts 4297
Charlotte, NC
1 posted 2000-04-06 04:47 PM


This has me rolling! Very funny, you have a talent of poetry and a sense of humor. Nice package!!

Take care,
AMY  

 ~Live today as though it were your last but prepare for tomorrow as though it were here~

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA
2 posted 2000-04-06 04:59 PM


The man bet on Mary
To win, place or to show
He thought all was covered
No way the wife would know

What he hadn't bet on
Was that Mary could talk
Colt breed to Mister Ed
The call came as a shock

She phoned each man who bet
To let all of them know
She was ready to run
When they laid down the dough

INclan
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since 1999-07-20
Posts 1024
Indiana, USA
3 posted 2000-04-06 05:23 PM


jeremyc,

good joke!  Well written....your horse called...lol.

INclan

Denise
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4 posted 2000-04-06 05:47 PM


This is hillarious, Jeremy!! Sooooo funny!!!

Denise

jeremyc
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since 2000-02-21
Posts 18

5 posted 2000-04-06 09:43 PM


hehe, thanx everyone...this is what i call a "poke"...(my invention?)  i actually heard a joke that was similar to this before, and decided to write a poem out of it (joke + poem= poke...)  this was my first one...maybe i'll make a book (when i grow up that is)
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