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wayoutwalt
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Donít you just love English diction?
It works well with my affliction
My name being Walter Lee Burns
And I thank you for your concerns

I went south boy did I blister
Nothing worse than blisters Mister
I have them in a certain place
As well as on my pretty face

What is the irony my good sir?
Antibiotics would incur
Sulfuric reactions to the sun
That would blister both my buns

You take a pill to not get sick
Cuz Mexican water is just ick
And they neglect to say, ďhey sonĒ
It might be better to eat and run

We donít have to mention sex
Suffering sun poisoning effects
So we gave it the college try
In college we had shiny thighs

On the plane back to America
Next to a girl named von Erika
My wife and Erika they tried
Playing pop the blister as I cried

If anyone else calls me Lobster
Iím gonna hire me a mobster
Thereís no fun when Walt Lee burns
That ninny poet that never learns



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1 posted 04-06-2000 02:35 AM       View Profile for Temptress   Email Temptress   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Temptress

LOL! It all sounds painful to me.   I hope it was a good trip otherwise.
Nan
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2 posted 04-06-2000 08:02 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

um... What's burnin' walt?
or
walt burns burns walt



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3 posted 04-06-2000 09:46 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFL... I know it's no consolation... but your misery (or rather, your telling of it *G*) has brought smiles into my morning! (I was going to say sunshine... but I guess you've had enough of that? *G*) Great poem!
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4 posted 04-06-2000 10:14 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Cute! I hope the pus has subsided...  
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Your buns? Don't ya know your supposed to lay on those and have em covered. LOL

Awww, I know your in a great deal of pain, I see you keep your sense of humour with it.
You know I'm hoping you get better quickly  
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Hey, Walt - great poem!  Started my day out with a smile.  I do have to wonder, though - which blisters were your wife and Erika popping - the ones on your face, or the ones on your buns?


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Ouch! I know how that hurts! Very creative poem Walt!

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owowowowowowowo its peeling
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Walt is squealing,
Because he's peeling,
O boy does he hurt,
Can't wear no shirt,
Can't sit on his duff,
Life can be rough,
He lets out a screama  (Italian scream)
Praise be to Noxema.

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