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Happy B-Day Toerag

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Andrew Scott
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0 posted 03-31-2000 11:49 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Andrew Scott

I've heard from a Suthern Lady
That today is a special day
The one that Toerag celebrates
As his one and only birthday

Now I know we've had our cross words
Where I've sided with Balladeer
Bruised your fruit in the produce wars
And bedded you down with a steer

Yes I've aimed a few shots at you
And killed you in a western duel
Gave ya cranial rectaltitus
And put you face down in your gruel

But it was all in PIP fun
And this time I'd just like to say
Thanks for all the poetic mirth
And I wish you Happy Birthday  



[This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 03-31-2000).]
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1 posted 03-31-2000 11:58 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Cute! I'm sure all is forgiven!  
Local Rebel
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2 posted 03-31-2000 12:02 PM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Now that's the way to really get him Andrew... a sincere happy birthday wish... he'll be waiting for the other shoe to fall ...rofl...
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3 posted 03-31-2000 12:17 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Great job, Andrew!! *S*

Um... er... hmmm... Suthern who??? (walks away innocently whistling! *G*)
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4 posted 04-01-2000 10:32 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Andrew, a good one!  Happy Birthday Toe!
 
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