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Happy BeerDay Toe! !!

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Local Rebel
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0 posted 03-31-2000 11:36 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Local Rebel

They tell me it's Toe's birthday
Of that you know we're glad,
Cause we know how many,
That old bugger's had!

We tried to put the candles,
All within one cake
But the oven wouldn't hold it
Long enough to bake

Seems it spilled right over
As the dough began to rise
And blew the roof right off the house
To everyone's surprise

There'll be no cake or ice cream,
No candles not this year,
The fire department stopped us,
Told us to just chug beers...

So we have them all lined up
To drink to Toerags day
A hundred bottles of beer on the wall,
To pass round all the way!!!

Happy B'day Buzz.....



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1 posted 03-31-2000 11:42 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

I think he'd prefer beer to cake any time... *S* Great poem, Hawk!!! (But will a hundred beers be enough??? LOL)
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 03-31-2000 11:53 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

100 bottles of beer on the wall... 100 bottles of beer... take one down... pass it around... 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

You can see where this is headed... sorry.

Say LR... nice write... I'll toast to the big Toe even though its only 8:30 in the morning.
Nan
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3 posted 03-31-2000 05:57 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

HIC!!



Miss Behavin'
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4 posted 03-31-2000 06:40 PM       View Profile for Miss Behavin'   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Miss Behavin'

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5 posted 03-31-2000 08:02 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Somehow, I have a feeling that, wherever he is, he's guzzling...and women are hiding behind locked doors! Well put, Rebel.  
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Rebel: Put WH away....ROFL....you devil!

HUSG

ps: I don't drink beer...*sigh*
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7 posted 03-31-2000 08:35 PM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Cheers from me I can start a few hours early myself. Enjoy what's left of yours Toe then come join mine make it a 48 hour event.  
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