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The Fiend
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The Fiend |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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They tried to build a perfect man. On blood they made their vow. Each night, beneath the full moon's glow, Read books to teach them how. Alas! The lads were not too bright. God hadn't blessed them well So it was quite an awesome task But they swore to prevail. Instead of brains, they used some mush. Rhubarb became the heart. They used some dung to make the lungs... Hog teats were used for warts. Dildo became the creature's nose And prophylactic skin. You can't believe the things they put In that poor mannequin!!! So, finally the task was done, Fiend finished and complete, Released upon the innocent In search of virgin meat. Devil-born, he is the worst And don't forget these words of verse... You must recall March 31st!!!!  *** Thank you for reading my acrostic  ***[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 03-29-2000).] |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Oh me lord! First thing I thought was this should be in adult! LOL....Gotcha, thanks for telling us Good ya are Balladeer! |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ What a guy ! You're such a sweetie.  Love ya'~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i bow to ye two masters o wit |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
*standing to applaud* Creative, witty, and as usual, raggin' on toe with a style all your own. I love it! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh Deer, Oh Deer!! You are wonderfully incorrigible!! um... I checked out this mannequin - Something's missing - a small Toe-kin for sure...  |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Thank you, folks. 'Tis a day that will live on in infamy, for sure...and also a day when we can all feel blessed to have a man with such wit and wonderful qualities as part of our small world. Wishing you a great one, Toeman |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Very clever....Happy Birthday Toerag |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Very funny and clever, Balladeer!  Happy Birthday, Toerag!! I hope it is your best ever!! Denise |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Did somebody say "50" ? Could that be possible? I thought he was 30. Oh, well, what's another twenty years. Look at it this way ,Toe, you're only half a century old. Happy Birthday, old man! Love ya, Liz [This message has been edited by Elizabeth Santos (edited 03-30-2000).] |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Could we classify this as the "chide of march?" beware Toerag... yer gonna get flooded with it now!!! LOL Very clever Balladeer!!! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Oh, Balladder, he's a gonna get you for this one! LOL Happy Birthday Toe! Cor |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
a toast to you both "cheers" happy birthday to all Aries Rex}>{{{{o> Aries rules |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
and all the world loves a party...so Toe...who's stripping Friday? I've got out my mental camera waiting for a picture. Ball great work!!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
The lads learned from this prototype Turned from their wicked ways Dropped on their knees, repenting For this Balladeer they'd made. And so God sent perfection Born upon March 31st And now we have both Toe and Deer The finest... and the worst! Great acrostic, Deer one... and a fine tale, too! We'd always wondered how you came to be! LOL. Happy Birthday, Toe!! |
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JTF Member
since 1999-08-09
Posts 319France |
ROFLMAO ... Such talent Mr deer !! ... Bravo ... |
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mariee66 Senior Member
since 2000-01-30
Posts 596Recess, OfYourMind |
The Toe's B-day is today, eh? What a funny tribute to him~ Great job Balladeer~ Marie~ "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Excellent sir!!! An acrostic birthday wish..and so funny!  |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
LOL!... Oh My! Brilliant Sir Balladeer... nothing could be closer to the truth. Now if I could just get this image out of my head! |
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