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The Fiend

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Balladeer
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0 posted 03-29-2000 09:48 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

They tried to build a perfect man.
On blood they made their vow.
Each night, beneath the full moon's glow,
Read books to teach them how.

Alas! The lads were not too bright.
God hadn't blessed them well
So it was quite an awesome task
But they swore to prevail.

Instead of brains, they used some mush.
Rhubarb became the heart.
They used some dung to make the lungs...
Hog teats were used for warts.

Dildo became the creature's nose
And prophylactic skin.
You can't believe the things they put
In that poor mannequin!!!

So, finally the task was done,
Fiend finished and complete,
Released upon the innocent
In search of virgin meat.

Devil-born, he is the worst
And don't forget these words of verse...

You must recall March 31st!!!!       


*** Thank you for reading my acrostic   ***


[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 03-29-2000).]
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WhtDove
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1 posted 03-29-2000 10:19 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Oh me lord! First thing I thought was this should be in adult! LOL....Gotcha, thanks for telling us    Good ya are Balladeer!
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2 posted 03-29-2000 10:37 PM       View Profile for Marge Tindal   Email Marge Tindal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Marge Tindal's Home Page   View IP for Marge Tindal

Balladeer~
What a guy !
You're such a sweetie.
Love ya'~*Marge*~



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wayoutwalt
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3 posted 03-29-2000 10:38 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

i bow to ye two masters o wit
doreen peri
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4 posted 03-29-2000 11:00 PM       View Profile for doreen peri   Email doreen peri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for doreen peri

*standing to applaud*

Creative, witty, and as usual, raggin' on toe with a style all your own. I love it!
Nan
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5 posted 03-30-2000 07:34 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

Oh Deer, Oh Deer!!
You are wonderfully incorrigible!!
um... I checked out this mannequin - Something's missing - a small Toe-kin for sure...   
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6 posted 03-30-2000 09:28 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Thank you, folks. 'Tis a day that will live on in infamy, for sure...and also a day when we can all feel blessed to have a man with such wit and wonderful qualities as part of our small world. Wishing you a great one, Toeman  
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7 posted 03-30-2000 09:36 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Very clever....Happy Birthday Toerag  
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8 posted 03-30-2000 09:45 AM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

Very funny and clever, Balladeer!  

Happy Birthday, Toerag!! I hope it is your best ever!!

Denise
Elizabeth Santos
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9 posted 03-30-2000 09:48 AM       View Profile for Elizabeth Santos   Email Elizabeth Santos   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Elizabeth Santos

Did somebody say "50" ?
Could that be possible?
I thought he was 30. Oh, well, what's another twenty years.
Look at it this way ,Toe, you're only half a century old.
Happy Birthday, old man!

Love ya,
Liz

[This message has been edited by Elizabeth Santos (edited 03-30-2000).]
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10 posted 03-30-2000 10:31 AM       View Profile for Local Rebel   Email Local Rebel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Local Rebel

Could we classify this as the "chide of march?"  beware Toerag... yer gonna get flooded with it now!!! LOL

Very clever Balladeer!!!
Corinne
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Oh, Balladder,

he's a gonna get you for this one!

LOL

Happy Birthday Toe!

Cor
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12 posted 03-30-2000 11:11 AM       View Profile for Rex Allen McCoy   Email Rex Allen McCoy   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rex Allen McCoy's Home Page   View IP for Rex Allen McCoy

a toast to you both
"cheers"
happy birthday to all Aries

Rex}>{{{{o>
Aries rules
RSEvans
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13 posted 03-30-2000 11:27 AM       View Profile for RSEvans   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for RSEvans

and all the world loves a party...so Toe...who's stripping Friday?  I've got out my mental camera waiting for a picture.

Ball great work!!!!
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14 posted 03-31-2000 07:52 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

The lads learned from this prototype
Turned from their wicked ways
Dropped on their knees, repenting
For this Balladeer they'd made.
And so God sent perfection
Born upon March 31st
And now we have both Toe and Deer
The finest... and the worst!

Great acrostic, Deer one... and a fine tale, too! We'd always wondered how you came to be! LOL.

Happy Birthday, Toe!!
JTF
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15 posted 03-31-2000 08:10 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

ROFLMAO ... Such talent Mr deer !! ... Bravo ...  
mariee66
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16 posted 03-31-2000 08:48 AM       View Profile for mariee66   Email mariee66   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mariee66

The Toe's B-day is today, eh?
What a funny tribute to him~
Great job Balladeer~
Marie~


 "Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind;
And therefore is wing'd Cupid painted blind." The Bard


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17 posted 03-31-2000 09:19 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Excellent sir!!! An acrostic birthday wish..and so funny!  
Andrew Scott
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18 posted 03-31-2000 12:36 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

LOL!... Oh My! Brilliant Sir Balladeer... nothing could be closer to the truth. Now if I could just get this image out of my head!
 
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