Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
They tried to build a perfect man.
On blood they made their vow.
Each night, beneath the full moon's glow,
Read books to teach them how.
Alas! The lads were not too bright.
God hadn't blessed them well
So it was quite an awesome task
But they swore to prevail.
Instead of brains, they used some mush.
Rhubarb became the heart.
They used some dung to make the lungs...
Hog teats were used for warts.
Dildo became the creature's nose
And prophylactic skin.
You can't believe the things they put
In that poor mannequin!!!
So, finally the task was done,
Fiend finished and complete,
Released upon the innocent
In search of virgin meat.
Devil-born, he is the worst
And don't forget these words of verse...
You must recall March 31st!!!!
*** Thank you for reading my acrostic ***
[This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 03-29-2000).]